Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

The gruesome threesome come together with inadvertent good timing and discuss new players and how Derek Payne might pronounce them, friendlies, speedo's and other forfeits if we win the league, our fa...

17 Jul 20251h 26min

Justin heads to Borehamwood for the first pre-season friendly of the 2025-26 season. Whilst there he talks to some supporters about the new kit and hopes for the forthcoming campaign. Oh and he get's ...

9 Jul 202518min

Justin, Carl & Pete start the season off with the exciting launch of the kit that has been oddly received, primarily because of the colour of the sponsor logo. Pete has had a chat with the founder of ...

5 Jul 202555min

`The gruesome threesome come together to discuss the first bit of the transfer window and what might come next before moving onto more questions some as inappropriate as ever and Carl turns out not to...

10 Jun 20251h 15min

In part three we go on a ramble through questions submitted on X/Twitter and for once none were about food (other than porridge!) COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Yo...

22 Mai 202538min

Part Two of our end of season post mortem sees us reflect on our departed manager, our newly appointed head coach and go through our customary "Keep or Bin" review of the squad. COYH!! This Podcast ha...

21 Mai 202548min

For the first time in a long time the gruesome threesome come together to wind up the 24/25 season and stuff that has gone on since the season ended. Part One seas the prediction league(s) swiftly put...

20 Mai 202543min

The appointment of our first Uruguayan since Miguel Britos and all his knee attacking antics!! Lets hope this one is as much fun, but marginally less violent!! Here's the fan reaction as Justin takes ...

14 Mai 20251h 22min