Dystopian Simulation Radio

Yeee-haw partners! Welcome to the Wild West and let us tell you the rootin’ tootin’ story of Big Nose George, a bandit and a lover with a tall tale to tell. Join Linz and Chris as they saddle up and ride out in Wyoming to find a very interesting pair of shoes! Sound effects and select music obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com & www.pixabay.com Support the show Support us on Patreon

25 Jul 202245min

Ok, here we go. You asked for it…and we delivered. The cursed episode is finally recorded in full HD for you all. But who was this man? Found slumped against a beach wall down under? How did he get there, why was a a bizarre phrase found on him and most importantly how did he die? Join Linz and Chris as they head on over to Australia to investigate one of the weirdest cases of all time and Linz’s own catalyst into the world of true crime. Support the show Support us on Patreon

18 Jul 20221h 13min

Finally the world is opening up again! You remember the joys of travel? Getting to the airport, being greeted by a demon horse, checking in with staff who might be aliens and who could forget the gift shop selling poison gas? Ahh the great summer holiday! Join Linz and Chris as they check in to the guest lounge of the weirdest airport on the planet and look into all the conspiracy theories that surround the Denver International Airport. This one features both lizards AND nazis…. Sound effect...

11 Jul 202249min

Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DystopianSimulationRadio Something is out there in Dover, Massachusetts. Something sinister is lurking in the woods, climbing across walls and terrifying teenagers left and right. What is this thing and what does is want? Join Linz and Chris as they hold their flashlights like Mulder and Scully and enter into those cursed woods. Hoax or Hellspawn? You be the judge… Sound effects and select music obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com ...

4 Jul 202236min

Check out our NEW Patreon - Subscribe for More! Ahhh Disneyland. Remember happier times before the pandemic ruined all our fun? Well...let us ruin those memories for you as we pull back the curtain on the deadlier side of the happiest place on earth. Countless souls have passed away inside those gates (ALLEGEDLY) and we will...count...them? Whatever. Listen Now! Join Linz and Chris as they go behind the mouse ears to discover all the drama...and trauma...that happens while you enjoy sp...

20 Jun 202248min

[NEW Episode] Check out our NEW Patreon - Subscribe for More! https://www.patreon.com/DystopianSimulationRadio Dolphins are some of the most intelligent creatures on the planet, so it’s only natural to live with them in a dorm room, dose them up to gills on LSD and…umm…get very close with them. This crazy project was financed by…NASA?? What the hell is going on here, find out in today’s episode! Join Linz and Chris as they find out what happens when you pump a dolphin full of h...

13 Jun 202256min

[NEW Episode] Check out our NEW Patreon - Subscribe for More! https://www.patreon.com/DystopianSimulationRadio Zombies! We all know and love them, but where do they come from? Can they exist and what real examples can we find? We journey to Haiti to discuss the case of Clairvius Narcisse, a man famous for allegedly being a zombie… Join Linz and Chris as they exhume the truth behind zombies in this patreon voted topic. Ask yourself, what does a mushroom, a wasp and a pufferfish hav...

6 Jun 202239min

[NEW Episode] Check out our NEW Patreon - Subscribe for More! https://www.patreon.com/DystopianSimulationRadio Have you been digging in your back yard? Perhaps you’ve been doing a spot of gardening as the weather turns nicer? Maybe you’ve found a thing or two out there. Some weeds, a broken bit of blue and white ceramic, a small carved possibly cursed head of unknown origin? No? WHAT? Dig harder, what am I paying you for? THE UNIVERSITY WILL PULL OUR FUNDING. Join Linz and Chr...

30 Mai 202236min