Dystopian Simulation Radio

Have someone ever caught your eye? Someone who shouldn't? Have you ever felt the urge to keep them in your home, as your sexual Netflix, while you continued your married life with your blissfully unaware husband for over a decade? No? Then you're not Dolly the Deviant. Join Linz and Chris as they lift the hatch on one of the oddest stories they've looked into so far and try to uncover the truth behind a woman of the most alluring nature...apparently. Support the show Support us on Patreon

14 Mar 202232min

Behind every great man, there is a great ape. Michael Jackson was the king of pop, but also an avid collector of animals great and small. Jackson's most famous animal was Bubbles the Chimp who was inseparable from MJ in the late 80s and early 90s...but whatever happened to Bubbles? It's weirder than you think... Join Linz and Chris as they wrap up 4EPFEB with a bizarre journey into the world of celebrity ape ownership. He-Hee! Thanks to: https://bigsoundbank.com/ & https://pixabay.com/ f...

28 Feb 202231min

Spray painted suitcases lie in the snow as human body parts burst from the seams, tumbling out and staining the frost crimson. What lead to this poor woman's body being found in such awful conditions, how was she identified and will the killer ever be brought to justice? Join Linz and Chris as they go 'true crime' for the first time and try to uncover the truth behind one the most horrific unsolved crimes in Pennsylvania's history. This episode is a little different to our usual fare a...

21 Feb 202240min

Uncontacted groups of people exist all over the world, unaware of our global civilisation. Many of us view them from afar, respectful of their choice to stay unconnected to the modern world. Then there is John Allen Chau who decided to rock up to North Sentinel island, get his kit off and try to convert the locals to Christianity with his waterproof bible. Join Linz and Chris as they peer from behind the bushes at uncontacted tribes around the world, and unearth the insane story of John...

14 Feb 202230min

"Truth is stranger than fiction but De Rougemont is stranger than both"— The Wide World Magazine, June 1899, No. 14 Prepare yourself for the tale of swashbuckling adventurer Monsieur de Rougemont! A plunderer of pearls, a king amongst cannibals, a lover of women and a rider of aquatic beasts! Come one, come all to hear a tale you won't believe... Join Linz and Chris as they piece together the life and times of the most famous adventurer never featured on the silver screen...possibly w...

7 Feb 202242min

Animals don’t hold grudges right? RIGHT‽ You be the judge after hearing the tale of one sleepy Northern Japanese town which was besieged by the biggest, baddest bear in Hokkaido. More Michael Myers or Jason Vorhees than Winnie the Pooh, this bear meant business and wasn’t going to stop until the town fell silent. Join Linz and Chris as they journey north into the blizzards to uncover the truth about the Tomamae brown bear incident. ------Music / Sound Effect credits-------- Music by JCI-21...

31 Jan 202231min

Cast out by her family, committed to an asylum and locked away in a rich woman's castle...much like a demonically possessed Disney princess. Poor Eleonore was plagued with Beelzebub as a bestie and became a European curiosity as a result. Join Linz and Chris as they communicate with the other side to find out what truly was going one in one of the most bizarre poltergeist stories since records began. Many thanks to Mafamjc for the original artwork: https://www.fiverr.com/madamjc ...

17 Jan 202235min

Did Hitler really die at the end of WW2? Did he make his way out of the falling reich and over to South America? If so how? What evidence is there and why has one man been arrested over 600 times on suspicion of being DE FURHER? Join Linz and Chris as they open the ark and let loose nazi ghosts that will melt your face like a wax candle. Music provided by Stock Music Links (stockmusiclinks.com) Licensed under CC BY 4.0: creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Additional Music from Pixaba...

3 Jan 202251min