
”Genuine height", European banana skins and the listeners' fascinations & irritations
Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker field the listeners' February entries for Mesut Haaland Dicks, as the Clichés faithful nominate their niche footballing fascinations and irritations. A...
15 Feb 202439min

The Adjudication Panel: Midfield "quarterbacks" & Montell Jordan's right-backs
Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker on the Adjudication Panel. The agenda includes: The precise moment we allow ourselves to tell a goalbound free kick to "go on", a soap oper...
13 Feb 202446min

Les Dennis, paintbrush volleys & the Quiz Question XI
Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker on the Adjudication Panel. The agenda includes: Les Dennis questions “the woodwork”, a never-before-heard alternative to "meat and drink", ...
8 Feb 202448min

The Adjudication Panel: Horror shows, title blows and “different custard”
Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker on the Adjudication Panel. The agenda includes: the parameters for a goalkeeping "horror show", Turkish footballer names in Scandinavian cr...
6 Feb 202443min

Ref sandwiches, "teapot finishes" & the Premier League Mid-Point XI
Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker on the Adjudication Panel. The agenda includes: Chris Wilder's curious refereeing complaint, an uncertain start to Mark Clattenburg's Gladi...
1 Feb 202456min

The Adjudication Panel: FA Cup illusions & Andy Townsend’s octopus goalie
Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker on the Adjudication Panel. The agenda includes: a fascinating audio illusion from West Brom vs Wolves, Ally McCoist & Andy Townsend's analy...
30 Jan 202446min

The Adjudication Panel: The Lampardian Transition, 2014-2024
Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker for a midweek Adjudication Panel. The agenda includes: Frank Lampard finally acknowledging his niche habit, some textbook crowd scenes at t...
25 Jan 202449min

The Adjudication Panel: Footholds, foreign contingents & death metal midfielders
Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker on the Adjudication Panel. The agenda includes: The criteria for a club looking to "kick on from here", a Canadian take on the cold, wet Tu...
23 Jan 202444min




















