"What is a half-chance?", sleeping with trophies and penalty shootout celebration etiquette
The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker assemble for the Adjudication Panel. On the agenda: the major trophies it would be most comfortable to share a bed with, the ongoing cri...
8 Feb 202244min
Professor Sir Jonathan Van-Tam on metaphorical football matches and Gazza at Boston United
The Athletic's Adam Hurrey and Charlie Eccleshare are joined by England's deputy chief medical officer and pandemic cult hero Professor Sir Jonathan Van-Tam for the latest edition of Mesut Haaland Dic...
4 Feb 202251min
"In and around the Kremlin", Frank Lampard's Football Clubs & the January Transfer Window XI
The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker form this week's Adjudication Panel. On the agenda: A young fan's tin-foil Papa John's Trophy, trying to establish the criteria for answ...
2 Feb 202237min
The Future Turkish Super Lig XI
The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and Jack Pitt-Brooke mark the impending climax of the transfer window by embarking on an ambitious attempt to compile a line-up of players seemingly dest...
27 Jan 202257min
"Come what February", Pep vs Pat and Lukaku's bangers
The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker convene the Adjudication Panel once more. On the agenda this week: A potential world record for “fans counting out how long a goalkeeper...
25 Jan 202243min
Josh Denzel on fan-hugging etiquette, hapless stadium announcers and Turf Moor trips
The Athletic's Adam Hurrey and Charlie Eccleshare are joined by sports presenter and 27th member of England's Euro 2020 squad Josh Denzel for the latest edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks.Among Josh's se...
20 Jan 20221h 2min
Steve McManaman's iconic hands, silencing the snooker ultras, and the midfielder's union
The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker form the Adjudication Panel once again. On the agenda this week: more unique Serie A vocals, snooker's answer to mid-1990s Galatasaray, ...
18 Jan 202245min
Sir Keir Starmer on his matchday rituals, the humanity of 5-a-side and ketchup bans
The Athletic's Adam Hurrey and Jack Pitt-Brooke are joined by Sir Keir Starmer, leader of the opposition, for the latest instalment of Mesut Haaland Dicks.Among Keir's selections for his footballing f...
14 Jan 202242min
