Ep. 3 - “My 3-Year-Old Objectified Me”
This week we discuss childhood bullies (starting with our mothers), how abusive families is like team sports, and Cara is now identifying as hard R She/Her/Hers. Hay talks about how ugly their soft bu...
3 Nov 20251h 2min
Ep. 2 - "Gen Z Rising"
We discuss the sapphic line dancing trend after Cara got force-femmed at a queer line dance night, the general situation that is the city of Portland, and we read submissions from a support group for ...
27 Okt 20251h 1min
Ep. 1 - “This is a Comedy Podcast”
A family estrangement comedy podcast if you can believe it! Hay Beacon and Cara Connors are somehow both self-designated orphans and not even cause they’re gay. The g’orphans (sorry) go over their com...
20 Okt 20251h 5min
