
Book 3 | Chapter 39 - The Cheesy Betrayal
In Chapter 39, the confusing allegiances of several of the adult characters in the book become... more confusing, as Monsieur Chargér enters the cave with Vladec. However, there may be more to the Fre...
15 Apr 202451min

Book 3 | Chapter 38 - One Half Light, One Half Darkness
WE FINALLY HAVE SOME F**KING ANSWERS IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN BOOK, as Harry sits chained up in a cave in the forest, the boys make some SHOCKING discoveries.
8 Apr 202450min

Book 3 | Chapter 37 - Piano Jones' Jaunty Jivin' Jingle
In Chapter 37, Piano Jones reveals EVERYTHING -- and I mean EVERYTHING -- about what the hell is going on in this god forsaken book. But at the same time, it kind of feels like nothing. USE CODE "HAR...
1 Apr 202447min

Book 3 | Chapter 36 - The Bordan Identity (Like The Bourne Identity)
In Chapter 36, Lachy final takes control of the situation, and shocks the boys with his theory about poor Jordan Bordan.
25 Mar 202456min

Book 3 | Chapter 35 - ACT III Begins
In Chapter 35, the book promises something might finally start happening, and formally introduces us to what is apparently ACT 3 of the book. Neville is enjoying the newfound power of being headmaster...
18 Mar 202448min

Book 3 | Chapter 34 - The Ghost of the Slave
A familiar face makes their debut appearance in the book, giving a dire warning to Lachy Lockhart (and his friends)
11 Mar 202451min

Book 3 | Chapter 33 - A Surprisingly Sentimental Chapter
In Chapter 33, we take a surprisingly sentimental tone, as Lachy and Derrick connect in the school library, but only after Harry bunks with Hagrid after being demoted from headmaster to gamekeeper. R...
4 Mar 202448min

Book 3 | Chapter 32 - Harry's Herbology
In light of the events of Chapter 31, Harry is now tasked with teaching Herbology, but has his irresponsibility finally forced Boxley Washington to make the ultimate decision? www.patreon.com/harrypo...
26 Feb 202458min



















