
First Date Wedgies, Meth Influencers, and Why the Algorithm Hates Us
A listener went on a first date, had a great time, and got a wedgie at the end of the night. We told her to go on the second date. We break down the TikTok algorithm and why female comedy podcasters ...
6 Apr 42min

Tiger Woods is Black Jesus
We are in ranting mood, and no one is marked safe. Chelsea also makes her triumphant return to ballet after 35 years, heals some childhood trauma along the way, and learns that pickleball and ballet h...
30 Mar 40min

Taylor Frankie Paul, The Bachelorette is Cancelled & Why We Never Blame the Right Person
Taylor Frankie Paul was supposed to be the Bachelorette. Then her baby daddy released a two-year-old video to TMZ right before premiere and blew up her life, her career, and apparently the entire Bach...
23 Mar 37min

Manosphere Dicks and Icks
Full story of the guy with no car, wears sweatpants at 2:00 pm, has one Bass Pro Shop hat, and a suspicious lack of personal details. Chelsea let's her besties send the text to end it all. Red pill ma...
16 Mar 49min

474 Day Draught Ends and Aaron Rodgers PSA
474 days. Three nights. One cashmere blazer. Zero regrets. Lindsay dared the universe to cancel her, and it was terrifying. Finance bros own 6.7 vests, Aaron Rodgers stays jacked specifically so his ...
9 Mar 46min

The Man She Humiliated on Her Podcast Showed Up at Her Job
Chelsea went on a second date four years ago and left after ten minutes because the man answered the door in house slippers and champion shorts. He's now reappeared three times, and this week he list...
2 Mar 1h 4min

Ellen and Edibles
Ellen the cannibal, edibles make Chelsea mouthy, and your friend is a dirty, ugly, trash slut. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to lau...
23 Feb 41min

Salmon Jizz
Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @h...
16 Feb 46min



















