Why I Gave my Dog a Hand Job
Seven bags of hidden dog treats. A dining room chair wedged under the bedroom door. A half-hour sensual dog massage that accomplished absolutely nothing. Just a normal week in Chelsea's house. Chelsea...
20 Apr 40min
Shitting Pants, Divorces & FLDS Cults
She said "I do"… and then found his cheating texts. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay break down a real-life wedding that turned into a same-week divorce, have shiting your pants stories, and Chelsea has a per...
13 Apr 48min
The Masters: $6 Beers, No Phones, and Golf Villains with Josh Decker
Masters 2026, golf villains, $6 beers & the challenge of going analogue at the Masters. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay sit down with Josh Decker, host of the Off the Deck Podcast, for a crash course on every...
9 Apr 24min
First Date Wedgies, Meth Influencers, and Why the Algorithm Hates Us
A listener went on a first date, had a great time, and got a wedgie at the end of the night. We told her to go on the second date. We break down the TikTok algorithm and why female comedy podcasters ...
6 Apr 42min
Tiger Woods is Black Jesus
We are in ranting mood, and no one is marked safe. Chelsea also makes her triumphant return to ballet after 35 years, heals some childhood trauma along the way, and learns that pickleball and ballet h...
30 Mar 40min
Taylor Frankie Paul, The Bachelorette is Cancelled & Why We Never Blame the Right Person
Taylor Frankie Paul was supposed to be the Bachelorette. Then her baby daddy released a two-year-old video to TMZ right before premiere and blew up her life, her career, and apparently the entire Bach...
23 Mar 37min
Manosphere Dicks and Icks
Full story of the guy with no car, wears sweatpants at 2:00 pm, has one Bass Pro Shop hat, and a suspicious lack of personal details. Chelsea let's her besties send the text to end it all. Red pill ma...
16 Mar 49min
474 Day Draught Ends and Aaron Rodgers PSA
474 days. Three nights. One cashmere blazer. Zero regrets. Lindsay dared the universe to cancel her, and it was terrifying. Finance bros own 6.7 vests, Aaron Rodgers stays jacked specifically so his ...
9 Mar 46min
