Everything We Can't Talk About
Parrot earrings from a dead woman's jewelry box, a homemade NA Paloma recipe, and the hottest guy in Denver showing up at Chelseas's work. Chelsea and Lindsay get into the wannabe Christian influence...
8 Jun 31min
ASMR Bedtime Stories
Thirty days. Six dates. One thunderstorm. Chelsea finally spent the night and she's reporting back on everything. He had two candles going (one that sounds like a campfire), a playlist titled "Sex" th...
1 Jun 35min
Memorial Day: Panic Attack at 6AM, a Child We Didn't Plan For & Sand in our Pants
At 11:30 Thursday night, someone said "pack your bags, we're going to Santa Fe" and somehow it worked. Chelsea and Lindsay recap their Memorial Day weekend road trip: a six-hour drive with a road tri...
26 Mai 15min
Penis Pumps ft. Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard
Bobby Lee. Two makeouts. Front row. In front of everyone. Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay are joined by Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard — a Wisconsin podcast duo born out of steak nights, Leinenkug...
19 Mai 1h 18min
Cinco de Mayo, Cocaine Confetti & the Guy Who Still Uses "Magic Stick" in 2026
A man offered Chelsea Aspen, Portugal and a yacht this summer. He is not younger or hotter, but Lindsay thinks she can get over that. Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay catch up on two weeks of chaos. -T...
11 Mai 1h
Viral Cheer Dad, Latin Teacher & Full-Time Comedian: Jay Yoder Origin Story
He started comedy at 38, made $7 at his first show, framed it, and now women are running across ESPN Wide World of Sports screaming his name for a photo. Jay Yoder is that guy. Chelsea Turano and Dr. ...
4 Mai 45min
Barbed Wire Condoms & Nipple Cover Injuries
Vegas recap, a pickleball bronze medal, and a knee scrape that requires some explaining. Vegas girls trip included karaoke, a wig flying off mid-Bohemian Rhapsody, nipple covers that took a layer of s...
27 Apr 50min
Why I Gave my Dog a Hand Job
Seven bags of hidden dog treats. A dining room chair wedged under the bedroom door. A half-hour sensual dog massage that accomplished absolutely nothing. Just a normal week in Chelsea's house. Chelsea...
20 Apr 40min
