Episode 80: The Implicit Wrongness of the Vertical Corncob.
In which we discuss the worst foods to eat as if they were an ice-cream, Guy tells us his experience of being on the picket lines for the first time, Consequences are explored, and Cat can't quite work out why Guy doesn't want to watch her fight a stranger. There's also a Garfield comic, which we actually rather enjoy. https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/09/06 September 06, 1978
2 Jul 20231h 18min
Episode 79: Finally, A Diarrhoea Relief For Draculas
We did it! We recorded an episode! Oh boy it's been a hot minute, but we're now PRIMED AND READY to avoid talking about Garfield for upwards of an hour! In this episode we discuss theme parks, how to do a good Igor voice, and spend a surprising amount of time workshopping a commercial for bum medicine for Draculas. September 05, 1978 https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/09/05
19 Jun 20231h 3min
Episode 78: No one holds me back from the seafood buffet
September 04, 1978 Oh it's been a while! Hello! Here we are again, this time with added audio issues! I very much hope this sounds tolerable, and we do welcome your feedback, but the thing is, my microphone went Bonk so we're kinda winging it at the minute. Anyway. In this episode, Guy comes out of the gate at full speed, much to Catherine's chagrin, we discuss the strange expectations of boomer parents, and Garfield does a stupid poem that I hate. https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/09/04
8 Mai 20231h 16min
Episode 77: Clown school part 2
September 03, 1978, https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/09/03 Do we need to end the podcast now? Guy and Cat have more clown school thoughts, Guy's "unique" sense of humour is shown to fail in real time, and a warm cat cosplays as his owner. If you want a Garfield podcast that's significantly more about clown school than Garfield, you've some to the right place.
17 Apr 20231h 26min
Episode 76: Clown school, part 1
September 02, 1978. Guy has spent a week undergoing one of the most psychologically-draining experiences of his life and so, in this episode, we talk about it a bit. Can Catherine consider the concept of a "well-respected" clown without bursting out laughing? How do you learn to fail when you've avoided it your entire life? Where are the weighing scales? All these questions and more are explored in this podcast that's definitely about Garfield the cartoon cat. https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/09/02
10 Apr 20231h 19min
Episode 75: Wax Fruit, Poetry, and Rollercoaster Stoicism
September 01, 1978 https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/09/01 Episode 75! We're into a whole new month! September! And what joys await us? An absolute nothing of a strip, is what. This episode is a review of Altron Towers, further thoughts on clown school, and what is basically an extended therapy session as Guy confesses that he fakes his screams on rollercoasters. You know. Stuff you'd usually expect in a Garfield podcast.
29 Mar 20231h 36min
Episode 74: At what point does a crisp become a situation?
August 31, 1978 https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/31 Episode 74! The return of Poomp! That's what we should have called it tbh. We discuss crisps and the sizes thereof, the difficulty in sharing something you love with someONE you love, and Guy briefly realises that he might be producing a listenable podcast with his wife. Imagine. Also, yes, Guy does call it episode 75 at the end. Don't write in.
22 Mar 20231h 5min
Episode 73: The Chegwin Mystery Tube
August 30, 1978 https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/08/30 Oh good. Another Garfield comic about being on a diet. At least Sisyphus got to look at a cool rock. In this episode we discuss LARP snowball fights, design our dream motorway service station, and Guy attempts to ingratiate himself with an ironmonger.
13 Mar 20231h 19min
