I Love You I Kill You

OMG WE MADE IT TO 10 EPISODES. We know this one is late. We promise to be on time from now on. This episode is about how Claire and I are trapped in the same apartment 24 hours a day due to our city-w...

19 Okt 202017min

One thing that really bugs Claire is how I never put my toothbrush away after using it. I'm not sure how one would murder with a toothbrush. Perhaps we should asked someone in Prison. They are toothbr...

9 Okt 202023min

Everyone likes IKEA. Some people love IKEA. And some people are obsessed with IKEA... Claire is obsessed. Going to IKEA is her favorite outing. If it were up to her, every weekend would be spent going...

4 Okt 202024min

So, while Claire was away in Jolly Old England. I had a lot of time all by myself. What I decided to do was to eat everything that was in the fridge and everything that was at the grocery store. The r...

25 Sep 202027min

SORRY SORRY SORRY! WE missed a week. We had some quarantine issues we had to deal with. But we are back baby!!! This episode we talk about a Lizzo song that is stuck in Claire's head. She sings it ove...

19 Sep 202025min

How many houseplants is too many houseplants? Is 11 too many? YES! Yes is the answer. Questions come up like can a plant be poisonous to kill my significant other? Can I put them in a large Venus Flyt...

4 Sep 202019min

Don't you hate it when your dumb boyfriend leaves their stinking socks lying around the house? Well I'm that dumb boyfriend! How would you kill someone with those stinking socks? Gag them? Strangle th...

26 Aug 202016min

Do you think you can kill someone with a pillow? What if this pillow is a really annoying unnecessary decorative pillow that no one can use anyway? We mostly talk about killing each other but it's out...

20 Aug 202015min