
A Pocket Full of Stars
Have you ever wondered why Mercury is in retrograde, or if you Saturn is a huge bitch? Wonder no further Closeteers, because this week #InsidetTheCloset is joined by Heidi Rose Robbins (@Heidiroserobb...
3 Sep 202055min

Dunkin’ Donuts Testing Life
Hello, and welcome to another episode of #InsideTheCloset. First and foremost, don't buy drugs from anyone yelling the names of them on the street. The only worse decision you could make is being Kell...
27 Aug 202048min

Every Kiss Begins with Ketamine
Hello Closeteers, we've got a great episode for you this week! First and foremost, is anyone in Japan or on testosterone? Write in, we want to hear from you. Emma and Matteo get into a lively discussi...
20 Aug 202057min

Crayon You do the Crayon Crayon
Hey Closeteers, thanks for checking out this week's episode of #InsideTheCloset. Emma and Matteo need your help, who can sneak them into a gym? We need weight, we need machines, we need treadmills, an...
13 Aug 202044min

Inside the Bathroom
Hey Closeteers, please hold for technical difficulties.... and we're back! This week on the pod Emma and Matteo talk about doom scrolling, how certain people turn into a tornado when they're drunk, an...
6 Aug 202049min

Aliens? I'm Out
Hey Closeteers, are you ready for an extra spooky episode of #InsideTheCloset? This week, we read your ghost stories on the pod, and go into which we think are fact or fiction. Matteo shares with us j...
30 Jul 202048min

Ghost in the Pod
Hello Closeteers! We hope you are all staying safe and healthy as things continue to be ever changing and weird. On this week's podcast, we are having a very open and honest conversation about Emma an...
25 Jul 202040min

Not Not Licking Frogs
Welcome back Closeteers! Crazy how long this lockdown is lasting, huh? The good news is, from here on out we're refusing to age. We also talk about unsolved mysteries, aliens, ghosts, and travel in th...
16 Jul 202038min



















