Jivanka's ASMR

You missed me. I know you have. You haven't been sleeping well. The summer is over and it's time to get back to building those good strong sleep habits. I introduce a new segment today which I cal...

31 Aug 202010min

MAGA ASMR! President Trump's ASMR Guru puts him to sleep and you too. Today we discuss: Let the Genius Flow: Disinfectant and Light on the Inside The Buzz Cut is back Georgia Amateur Bowling U...

27 Apr 20209min

ASMR 424 puts you to sleep with the dulcet tones of his voice as he puts Jivanka to sleep from his bedside cage. Today we discuss: Cage Origins Happy Birthday YouTube Mikey Caputo recommends a ...

23 Apr 20209min

MAGA ASMR is here to put you to bed! I'm President Trump's ASMR Guru and I'm recording my thoughts so that you can go to bed listening to the same information that puts him to sleep. Today we talk a...

22 Apr 20209min

ASMR 424 puts Jivanka to bed with unedited thoughts about the world. Today we discuss: Protests against the democrats to take back America All Americans are getting rich barrel The Last Dance: ...

20 Apr 20208min

The MAGA ASMR guru has taken over for ASMR 424. He is too liberal and we'll now share responsibilities to provide a balanced view of world events while putting you, Jivanka and President Trump to sle...

17 Apr 20209min

Jivanka's ASMR Guru is back from Wuhan. I beat the Coronavirus and I'm hear to put you to sleep. Today we discuss: where I've been declining pollution is a bad thing what countries are getti...

16 Apr 202012min

Why do people hate Sharpies and clowns and why that should all change!

8 Sep 20199min