LET'S GET SEXY: Erotic Stories Deconstructed

What a ride we've been on together with Tom and Jess! Everything we've been building towards, chapter by chapter, has culminated in this exciting finale when our sexy couple close their erotic trap around the evil gang boss Frank Harwood and manage to have plenty of orgasms in the process... more than you might consider professional or appropriate for an undercover operation.There's plenty of sex in this chapter and also a satisfying moment involving a delicious confrontation with Frank, caught literally with his trousers down! There's also plenty of chances to cross off squares on your common phrases bingo card! - Available to download for free from the patreon page, no subscription required! How many can you spot in this week's chapter?TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex! Hurray! However, there are also some scenes which border on non-consentual.If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10 Mar 20241h 24min

Here we go again! More sexy, more erotic and more at stake than ever for our favourite undercover couple as they head over to BIG BOSS Frank's own private home to that Jess can have sex with one of his illustrious guests! Will Tom be able to do some snooping around while Jess keeps everyone busy, or will he be too horny to focus on work? Might Jess discover something important in the heat of the passionate moment? Will their marriage survive?! Bringing down the gang could be just one more orgasm away in this excellent erotic police drama, written by uk_writer_53 for the website Literotica.comThere are so many words and phrases that are repeated throughout this story that I thought it would be a fun idea to create a bingo card for you to cross them off as you listen, it's on the pateron page, but its free to access and you don't need to subscribe! So: GET YOUR FREE FUN BINGO CARD RIGHT HERE --> https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex! Hurray! However, there are also some scenes which border on non-consentual.If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

3 Mar 20241h 9min

Tom spends another night on the couch but unlike in most relationships, a night ousted from the marital bed isn't such a bad thing as Jess gets to occupy her bed with yet another older, well endowed, gentleman! Orgasmic sex with another man two nights in a week, takes this erotic adventure beyond the requirements of their undercover mission and forces the couple to ask some difficult questions about what they each want from the marriage!Meanwhile, Tom gets a little bit of attention from another woman at the strip club - no prizes for guessing which Scottish lassie takes an interest in satisfying his carnal needs after watching Jess undress and flaunt her naked body for a room full of men. How is she going to react to her husband enjoying a bit of extra marital foreplay?This latest chapter of our sexy story is chocked full of erotic horny business which is sure to tantalise your ear holes and leave you wondering: is this about bringing down the gang or having more orgasms?! I'll give you a clue... it's all about the orgasm! Stay tuned to this excellent erotic police drama, written by uk_writer_53 for the website Literotica.com.TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex! Hurray! However, there are also some scenes which border on non-consentual.If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Feb 20241h 17min

What on earth will happen next in this thrilling and sexy series? Jess and Tom have managed to survive undercover on a wing and a prayer. Despite their unprofessional approach, they've landed themselves in the incredibly lucky position of having direct access to the BIG BOSS Frank Harwood. You'd maybe expect them to wear a wire, or perhaps set up some cameras to capture evidence... but no, the only equipment these renegades need to get the job done is their inflated libidos. Everything else just falls conveniently into their laps! At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if they got chatting with some random bloke at a pub and he turned out to have video evidence of some of the gangs criminal activity. Hang on... nevermind!TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex! Hurray! However, there are also some scenes which border on non-consentual.If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

18 Feb 20241h 11min

Welcome to the jungle! Our favourite meddling couple are really in the deep end now. Just like in the popular rock song by American guitar band Guns N' Roses, featured on their debut album, Appetite for Destruction in 1987, Jess is a very sexy girl, who's very hard to please, she loves the taste of the bright lights but she's not going to get them for free. Will she be brought down to her kn-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees? Yes she will be.Things ramp up in this chapter and Tom and Jesssica's investigation becomes even more serious and they take some serious risks to get close to the big boss and figure out a way to get the crucial information to bring the gang down for good!TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex! Hurray! However, there are also some scenes which border on non-consentual.</p>If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11 Feb 20241h 6min

<p>The big night is finally here and it's time for Jess to pay the eastern european piper by engaging his persistent personal pipe in some pornographic playtime. Will Tom be able to cope with the reality of his wife sleeping with his ugly, sweaty, pervy boss? Has Jess prepared herself mentally for her new prostitution side hustle? Will their marriage survive what is about to happen?</p><p>Will they still want to have and to hold each other from this day forward? Will it be for better or for worse? For richer for poorer? Does this new venture represent a sickness or good health in their relationship? Is this what it really means to love and to cherish? Hopefully they'll be able to get through the ordeal without death doing them part!</p><p>One thing is for certain, no matter how much Jess screams for Jesus in the throes of her orgasm, none of what is about to happen is according to God's holy law...</p><p><b>TRIGGER WARNING:</b> This episode contains sex! Hurray! However, there are also some scenes which border on non-consentual.</p><p>If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:</p><p> <a href=”https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688">Visit the Patreon Page</a> </p><p>I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast!</p> Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

4 Feb 20241h 11min

The plot thickens, just like a pan of custard left on the hob long after the jam roly poly has been served, and congeals into something which pushes Tom and Jessica's marriage to new limits. Now established at the strip club, they're quickly finding out if they have what it takes to make it in the risky world of undercover investigation. Just like the growing erections of the leering punters, things are getting harder! Just like the strippers breasts, there's increasing danger of our undercover couple being exposed! My throat is feeling marginally better, but still a bit of a way off full recovery - so again, please forgive my growling vocal chords. TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex! Hurray! However, there are also some descriptions of men behaving creepily.If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

28 Jan 20241h 10min

Tom and Jess go on a shopping and shagging spree before their first shifts at Sin City strip club where they each come face to face with the challenges of undercover investigation. Will Jess manage to impress Gregor Markov? Will Tom be able to stand by while a gang of lecherous men gawk at his wife's modest breasts? Will the pair of them give the game away with their lack of professionalism and end up being killed?I have had a touch of the flu this week (although it's probably not really influenza, just a rotten cold!) so recording was unusually difficult, please excuse my unhappy vocal chords which at times refused to produce the sounds I was trying to make! No apology for the quality of my character accents!TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex! Hurray!If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

21 Jan 20241h 8min