LET'S GET SEXY: Erotic Stories Deconstructed

The drama at the Helmsley Mansion continues as Mimi reveals what she's been hiding in her basement. That isn't a euphamism, there's a rapidly decomposing dead body down there and Mimi needs Bam Barkley's help to get rid of it! Will this second chapter of Death is a Beautiful Blonde - an erotic story written by David McAllister for the website Literotica.com - see our dubious detective come to his senses or become further entwined in the web of erotic skullduggery spinning effortlessly out of Mimi's rear end? While in 1962 Bob Dylan asked audiences "How many roads must a man walk down?" A full two decades earlier, Detective Bam Barkley was asking: how many holes a man can come down by experimentally sticking his over-described penis into as many places as possible. In this story, the wind is far from the only thing blowing. Of course, I'm talking about oral fellatio... TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some graphic descriptions of sexual acts which some may find offensive. It's also unapologetically sexist as part of the gritty 1940s American setting it is parodying.I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

19 Nov 202327min

Prepare yourself for another erotic story, this time set amidst the grime and scandal of the 1940s urban sprawl, as Detective Bam Barkley shags his way through an enticing mystery involving an irresistible blonde woman linked to Bam's own dark past. What could be more intriguing than the intense fusion of crime and sex offered up in this first chapter of Death is a Beautiful Blonde - an erotic story written by David McAllister for the website Literotica.com? Marvel (and try to hold back the vomit as you retch) at the blatant misogyny of this story's anti-hero let loose in a world where women are second class citizens who's only gifts (or purpose) is the satisfaction of the men around them. Increase your vocabulary by absorbing the frequent and numerous ways in which Bam talks about his penis, like it's the most important thing in the whole world. Most importantly, become engrossed in the unfolding mystery which might yet see Detective Barkley face his long overdue comeuppance!TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some graphic descriptions of sexual acts which some may find offensive. It's also unapologetically sexist as part of the gritty 1940s American setting it is parodying.I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12 Nov 202336min

Who doesn't love a bonus episode? Is there anything more exciting than exploring a parallel universe? What has 6 months of reflection on last weeks finale festered in the mind of our author? Get yourself a nice cup of tea (or perhaps a bottle of personal lubricant) and settle in for a sexy trip into the land of "what if.." where the sun always shines and the lanes are paved with candy cobbles. Open your heart to this non-canonical christmas themed glimpse into the rosey alternate future that could have been enjoyed by our best mutant boy and his boyfriend Mike.However, not everything is quite as it seems in the mirror world, every action has its consequences! If you're a fan of the wider cinematic universe of Wings of Grey, you might not be as pleased with how things play out! Just like the air-breathing arthropods that have eight legs, chelicerae with fangs generally able to inject venom, and spinnerets that extrude silk, Gweall has spun a deceitful web to entrap those who naively expect them to provide an uncomplicated joy fest!Don't worry though, I'll step up to the plate and give you the happy ending you've been looking for! Stay tuned until the very end for an extra special acoustic version of the Wings of Grey theme song jingle! TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some mature themes involving references to a mutant holocaust and pandemic related tragedy. There may also be some sex between two men in this story (although I've checked and its pretty PG in comparison to things we've heard before - so don't let that put you off!) This story is also a bit of a tear jerker and has some sad bits mixed in with the romance so buckle in for a ride that gets emotional at times!I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

5 Nov 202351min

I think we all knew, deep down in our heart of hearts, that Alex and Mike's relationship was destined to come to a sad ending but the events of this final episode of Wings of Grey - an erotic story written by Gweall for the website Literotica.com - are no less shocking for those who suspected it. Just like the set of physical phenomena associated with the presence and motion of matter that has a property of electric charge, it doesn't matter how well you think you've prepared, it still hurts like hell if you stick a fork in an outlet.Grit your teeth as 240 volts of emotional energy flows into your system and the narrative current causes involuntary spasms and uncontrollable twitching throughout your grief-stricken body. Open your mouth to cry out in distress but only the thick smoke of sentimentality billows fourth silently Meanwhile, the hair on your head and around your genitals stands on end in a final, pained salute to the passing of a mutant love too beautiful for this disease ridden world.TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some mature themes involving references to a mutant holocaust and pandemic related tragedy. There may also be some sex between two men in this story (although I've checked and it's pretty PG in comparison to things we've heard before - so don't let that put you off!) This story is also a bit of a tear jerker and has some sad bits mixed in with the romance so buckle in for a ride that gets emotional at times!I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

28 Okt 202341min

Last weeks chapter was a bit of a bummer wasn't it? Fortunately, this weeks is a little bit lighter and even has a sex scene in it! You heard me correctly: a sex scene in an erotic story! This chapter of Wings of Grey - an erotic story written by Gweall for the website Literotica.com tracks the progress of Alex's recovery and return to normality after leaving the hospital. There is plenty of domestic shenanigans for him and Mike to engage in as they prepare for their bright little future together and banter each other in typical "old married couple" fashion! It's a real feel good chapter...until Randall shows up yet again.Invest emotionally in this hot mutant romance, as you listen to the daily rhythms of their life together (in Mike's parents house) and potentially become mildly aroused as they undress eachother and engage in some adrenaline fueled sexy times together where this time: twin globes are not what they were before and a rosebud is not a flower you'd give to your sweetheart or a reference to Citizen Kane.In a welcome respite from the horror of the previous chapter, this week we take things at a slower pace and just enjoy the journey. Much like Michael Palin in one of his numerous travel documentaries in which he humorously reminisces about his childhood hobby of train spotting or totally rips off Jules Verne's classic 1873 novel in which a character named Phileas Fogg accepts a wager to circumnavigate the globe in eighty days or less. It's that kind of vibe...in a good way!TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some mature themes involving references to a mutant holocaust and pandemic related tragedy. There may also be some sex between two men in this story (although I've checked and its pretty PG in comparison to things we've heard before - so don't let that put you off!) This story is also a bit of a tear jerker and has some sad bits mixed in with the romance so buckle in for a ride that gets emotional at times!I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

21 Okt 202349min

Aristotle defined envy as pain at the sight of another's good fortune, stirred by "those who have what we ought to have." Bertrand Russell said that envy was one of the most potent causes of unhappiness. I'm saying that no matter how jealous you get at your best friends boyfriend, you definitly shouldn't join a racist gang and get them to beat up your rival... that's just a pretty uncool thing to have done.Arrghh! Just when things were going so well! It looked like Alex and Mike were perfect together, like crackers and cheese. Everything was falling into place and a "happily every after" seemed like it was tucked away between the fancy crisps and the olives just waiting to be gobbled down greedily, leaving a shower of delicious love crumbs on the narrative blanket.When suddenly, who should appea in this chapter of Wings of Grey - an erotic story written by Gweall for the website Literotica.com? The queen of jealousy, the green eyed monster, Mr bitter resentment: Ethan (last name unknown) rears his ugly envious head and drools FOMO all over the gay mutant picnic which is Mike and Alex's love for eachother. There's nothing that can replace Mike for Ethan though, not even Rodney, aka: Randall, aka: beefcake bully; aka the worst person in the world. No matter how big or painful his fists may be...TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some mature themes involving references to a mutant holocaust and pandemic related tragedy. There may also be some sex between two men in this story (although I've checked and its pretty PG in comparison to things we've heard before - so don't let that put you off!) This story is also a bit of a tear jerker and has some sad bits mixed in with the romance so buckle in for a ride that gets emotional at times!I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

14 Okt 202343min

There comes a time in most relationships where kissing just isn't enough to effectively express your desire for one another and in this chapter of Wings of Grey - an erotic story written by Gweall for the website Literotica.com - Alex and Mike reach that exciting point.However, these teens have a little more baggage than the usual highschool romance participants, so before they get down to pound town, there's some explaining to do and another trip down memory lane to the horrors of the mutant concentration camps to get them both in the mood.You may find yourself wondering: just how mutated is Alex in the enigmatic downstairs region? What wing motions might signify a satisfying bird mutant orgasm? Will Mike find he's bitten off more than he can chew in choosing such an unconventional boyfriend? Will this new level of intimacy solidify or break the bonds of their relationship? How graphic are the descriptions of gay sex going to be? (spoiler: they're actually not that graphic).TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some mature themes involving references to a mutant holocaust and pandemic related tragedy. There may also be some sex between two men in this story (although I've checked and its pretty PG in comparison to things we've heard before - so don't let that put you off!) This story is also a bit of a tear jerker and has some sad bits mixed in with the romance so buckle in for a ride that gets emotional at times!I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

7 Okt 202342min

First dates are always stressful, even if you're not going on one with a teenage mutant bird man. In this episode of Wings of Grey - an erotic story written by Gweall for the website Literotica.com - we get a masterclass in how to put the moves on your potential mutant mate.It's easy to put your foot in your mouth and get mired in a tough conversation about the abuses they suffered in the mutant concentration camps but don't worry if this happens, sometimes it can work in your favour and help to build a bond of trust.It's important to choose the right location too, you don't want to pick somewhere too exposed, where somebody might see you, out and about with a feathered freak! Why not take them to a derelict barn in the middle of an abandoned field, miles away from anywhere else? Probably best to wait until after dark too.Definitely dismiss any worries or concerns that they express, to make them feel safe and show that you respect them! Make sure you ask some invasive questions about their appearance or physical differences and if possible fetishise them to show that your attraction is more than skin deep. Now you're ready to go in for the kiss...TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some mature themes involving references to a mutant holocaust and pandemic related tragedy. There may also be some sex between two men in this story (although I've checked and its pretty PG in comparison to things we've heard before - so don't let that put you off!) This story is also a bit of a tear jerker and has some sad bits mixed in with the romance so buckle in for a ride that gets emotional at times!I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

30 Sep 202350min