Toothless cow | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 3
The people of Australia are being bombarded with the 2026 Census, so today on the show Lu and Jarch launch their own sillier census to find out if people wipe their bum while sitting down or standing ...
3 Aug 39min
My dad thinks I’m a pussy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday July 31
Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear the questions your kids have asked you – after a little boy on school camp asked his dad if he needed surgery because he couldn’t poo for a few days. We per...
31 Jul 31min
I love you, no worries | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday July 30
It’s National Friendship Day today and Jarch proved his friendship to Lu by pulling a giant hair out of her chin. Lu did something at the park that people are calling controversial, and we want to kno...
30 Jul 39min
You know your ass wiping, kid | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday July 29
Today on the show Lu and Jarch reveal the things people used as toilet paper before it was invented. Listeners share their biggest undie achievements, and Jarch reads out a hilarious review one of his...
29 Jul 39min
The judge of farts | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday July 28
Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know if you’re cursed. A new married couple have done something embarrassing at their wedding that’s got the internet talking, and Lu’s boyfriend Lachy has throw...
28 Jul 42min
A breast milk connoisseur | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday July 27
Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know – when did your phone interrupt the moment? After the AusAlert interrupted the start of our show, and Sam Armytage’s alarm went off live on breakfast TV thi...
27 Jul 40min
20 stings in the schlong | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday July 24
Today on the show Lu and Jarch talk about a lady who experienced a very unfortunate injury in a very unfortunate area while on a rope swing overseas. And Daddy (Jarch is Daddy btw) had an interesting ...
24 Jul 39min
A rebel and a pussy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday July 23
Today on the show Lu and Jarch prank Lu’s boyfriend Wumpy by pretending Lu bought a puppy. And a priest has yelled at a bride and groom during their wedding ceremony, so we want to know – when did you...
23 Jul 41min
