Lyrical Crimes

Miracles are all up in this bitch! Funny thing is, nothing in here is actually a miracle! The Insane Clown Posse attempt to get deep and, um, fail.Listen if you dare...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...

21 Aug 20201h 4min

They Might Be Giants, but their lyrics are pretty cryptic. Who are these four dudes, and what's with all the fighting?There's a video for the song, but why not watch the Tiny Toon Adventures version?h...

14 Aug 20201h 13min

Mulattoes? Deodorant? Over-bored or Overboard? What do all these things have to do with each other? NIRVANA, baby! You've heard the song a million times, but what the hell are these lyrics about? Eri...

7 Aug 20201h 13min

This is possibly the most inspiring song ever made. Biz Markie spent about six minutes writing a bunch of mediocre lyrics and stole a chorus, and became a chart-topping artist! If he can put no work i...

31 Jul 20201h 13min

It's short, it's catchy, it's poppy, it's...very disturbing as it turns out. What does it mean? We're going to get to the bottom of it if it turns us all Japanese!Click on the link to check the song o...

24 Jul 202044min

Someone actually spent a portion of their lives writing a song called "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy," and someone named Kenny Chesney thought this was something he wanted to put his name on. This is s...

17 Jul 202052min

Time for a little change of pace! Instead of trying to polish a bunch of turds, It's time to examine a couple of already-polished turds that Niki and Eric both really love. One, you may have heard, th...

10 Jul 20201h 1min

Existential crises abound in this unfathomably awful song from 1993. Is it really as bad as Eric thinks it is? Only one way to find out!Check the "Song" out here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxT...

3 Jul 202044min