
Story 111: Horus is a Big, Fat Cheater
“You’re supposed to represent power!” This episode about Egyptian mythology also includes history about The Great Race for Mercy, during which Darien mistakenly refers to an important sled dog as “Fox...
23 Sep 202550min

Story 110: Set, Our Sassy Gay Uncle w/ Charlie (Of The Eldest Gods)
“Sets’s favorite food: [**censored**]” Our first guest of season seven!! Charlie (they/them) from Of the Eldest Gods (and other shows) joins the main feed for the first time to unpack Set, god of chao...
9 Sep 20251h 20min

Story 109: Osiris Has (Kinda) Risen
“He was a very leaky mummy.” This week, we bring an episode about Osiris that's a serving of mozzarella sticks without sauce sides. Feel free to bring your own sauces!! Other topics include relitigati...
26 Aug 20251h 3min

Story 108: The “Eset” Episode
“What do you call a haunted house in Egypt?” Isis. Protector of Pharaohs. Guardian of the Dead. Goddess of Magic. Perhaps the most influential of all Egyptian deities. So, what’s the deal with that wh...
14 Aug 20251h

Story 107: Nephthys, Goddess of…
“My boy Osiris did nothing wrong.” Nephthys: Wife of Set, goddess of the river. Right? Other topics include names for Egyptian musical groups, Nephthys’ very stylish hat, winged-women being a good loo...
29 Jul 202540min

Story 106: Praise the Sun
“They don't got Ra on their side.” Catch a ride in one of your two posh solar rides and explore the many aspects of Ra. Other topics include giving Riordan too much credit about why Ra would care abo...
15 Jul 202558min

Story 105: Order, Chaos, and Ancient Egyptian Etiquette
“Thanks, Cleopatra…” Does order and chaos actually appear as themes in Ancient Egypt? Yes! Other topics include the co-hosts again harping on Riordan not leaning into the Kanes representing chaos as ...
8 Jul 20251h 4min

Story 104: Egypt is Really Old, Y'all (Pt. 2)
"Gotta find the Rosetta Stone." Part two of the longest notes Darien has ever compiled for the show. Other topics include Egypt still being really old with a lot going on, DJ dropping the ball on th...
17 Jun 20251h 4min



















