34. Not for UFOs + The 10 Steps of Making Up with Your Mom
As usual, a compliment turns into a larger conversation about coveting hotness and beauty standards, as Jess and Caroline agree that the only thing they (or any of us) really care about is sex and att...
3 Aug 20231h 8min
33. WHATADO: Spicing Up Your Relationship, Being the Single Friend, and Texting the Ex HBD
WHATADOS are back, and though Jess and Caroline are physically falling apart and can't agree about hair removal strategies, their non-advice to the kooks is ready to rage. First up, keeping the fire ...
27 Jul 20231h
32. Not for That Pic of Your New Man + Weird Turn-Ons
Caroline and Jess are back together at last and have very little to show for their time apart. No insights or reflections, no hot takes; just more contributions to the hot cat/cartoon crush directory....
20 Jul 20231h 3min
31. Jess Thots: The Late Bloomer's Guide to Confident Sex and Dating
In her final days before turning 32, Jess reflects on what it means to be fun, especially having been a late bloomer in a lot of aspects of traditional American life. Somehow it's been both a help and...
13 Jul 202340min
30. Hot Takes Only: Boxers, Brunch, and Bumper Stickers
How are we? Just look at our hair. Though this week's YouTube video will be delayed FYI - we're happy to have you listening here! In a new series called Hot Takes Only, we're giving our spiciest quips...
6 Jul 202355min
29. Hater Hour: Public Embarrassment, Boring Dates, and Sex Dreams
Caroline goes for a wild ride in this solo episode while Jess is away on vacation. Caroline is recording at midnight, just closing in on the hating hour - and the perfect hour for deep unhinged chats....
29 Jun 202348min
28. Not for the Self + Managing Your Expectations of a Partner
Another week, another update from Jess that she still hasn't done that one thing she's been putting off at work. Not to worry - what she isn't accomplishing in terms of *tedi* tasks, Caroline makes up...
22 Jun 20231h 7min
27. Not for Puns + Breaking Old Patterns with Family
Dog sex! Jess and Caroline open this episode on the same page about almost every aspect of acquaintance-level run-ins, except for one; please someone help Jess feel seen on the elevator in her Turbie ...
15 Jun 20231h 2min
