
92: fist fighting my figure skating bully (w/ Courtney Parchman)
Courtney Parchman (@averagefashionblogger) joins the show to take stunning calls about workplace tinder matches, broken office mugs, and facing off with a bully at the adults ice skating rink.Subscrib...
10 Apr 20241h 3min

91: dropped my birthday cake running from the cops (w/ Angela Giarratana)
Angela Giarratana (Smosh, Artists On Artists On Artists) joins the call center to take stunning calls about a sneaky friend dating an ex, a drunken mistake with a coworker, and the most important call...
3 Apr 20241h

90: Bachelors Struggle To Romance Sexy Strangers (w/ Will, Eric & Jay)
The Bachelors are back on the show (Will Witwer, Eric Striffler, and Jay Putnam) desperate to find love. Firstly with the callers father who they worked to seek approval from, and secondly with some c...
27 Mar 20241h 6min

89: beating the foot fetish allegations (w/ Jay Putnam)
Jay joins the show to take stunning calls about foot fetish rumors across the ocean, a thumping in the night, and to buy or not to buy a scooter for a beekeeper.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.l...
20 Mar 20241h 3min

88: embezzling from my sorority for funsies
Welcome to the church of PERFECTION, where callers confess their secrets and misdeeds to me on this special triannual, bicentennial solo episode.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - ...
13 Mar 202441min

87: we hired a "DIY sperm donor" (w/ Caitlin McGee)
Caitlin McGee (Home Economics, Mr. Monk's Last Case: A Monk Movie) joins the show to take calls about DIY sperm donation, an astounding conception story, and relationship shattering secrets & lies.Sub...
6 Mar 20241h 1min

86: stalking the tiktok boy in my cult (w/ Kelly Ross & Zach Threlkeld)
Zachary Carter Threlkeld and Kelly Jean Ross join the show to take calls about fighting rude customers, embarassing yourself in front of your hookup, and properly initiating a date with a famous.Subsc...
28 Feb 20241h 9min

85: should I bang my dentist? (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)
Sarah joins the show to discuss her plagues and eccentricities, as well as whether you should date your dentist/best friend.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes...
21 Feb 20241h 6min



















