A Butterfly Pinned
Jacqueline is quarantined in a Colorado hotel and Kate’s got her right where she wants her. Talking oneself into a nut milk maker and getting feet measured by a professional. To curl the eyelash when ...
21 Feb 20231h 1min
Call the Tribunal
Twins this week, the hags were both in NY. They saw each other in a hotel lobby and had the burger together. Jacqueline did her workout in-studio for the first time. Is hot water on the face an issue?...
14 Feb 20231h 4min
Locking in Sedona
If the gifts don’t arrive at both hags’ homes…it’s no longer getting posted. Bottles are falling everywhere. Jacqueline doubts Kate’s Açaí bowl. The Hags envision a better bathroom, the ideal declutte...
7 Feb 202358min
They're Howling
The hags will be together in NYC for four dinners…what restaurateurs will offer to host them in a private room? Jacqueline sources clamshell backpacks for her and Kate. Peanuts and yellow bananas are ...
31 Jan 20231h 10min
Hungry, Naked, Need to Shower: Part 2 (Burgers)
Time leaps forward twice in Part Two, so hold on to your tin hats. Jacqueline gets Kate fed and showered, aiding her in a room service burger-ordering quest that leads to a weeklong investigation of (...
24 Jan 202354min
Hungry, Naked, Need to Shower: Part 1
Fury and meat in the morning. Kate got that IV drip. Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain. Kate justifies her choices. New policy versus a special treat. A few depression showering tips for energy m...
17 Jan 202357min
The Alleged Ball
New Years, 2023 and the hags are not banging down the door at Planet Fitness. The Times Square Ball Drop is thoroughly investigated. Shroomami, floga, and finding the self in retail relations. Journal...
10 Jan 202355min
Lock in Peppermint Now
Kate was the most beautiful she’s ever been two weeks ago. Jacqueline was hospitalized as a child. The fragility of fathers and loaded eye contact with animals are considered. Shame and when Arnie ove...
20 Des 20221h 4min
