Remote Station Seven

Is your work not fulfilling? Who are you doing your work for? Yourself or the good of the state? Don’t allow selfishness to dominate your work ethic. Any work for the good of the state is fulfilling w...

23 Okt 202415min

Our new Missing Pets announcements broadcast is not meant to imply that we will also offer a Missing Persons announcements broadcast, since there are no missing people as government statistics on the ...

16 Okt 202416min

Fun fact: The free flow of information will create a tidal wave that will pummel your being as you drown in the depths of your so-called freedom.

9 Okt 202414min

Perhaps you’d like to know our official history. This information is classified. Please refrain from your current activities under penalty of law.

2 Okt 202412min

Remote Station Seven would like to confirm that the recent reports of recent reports of lights in the night sky were incorrect. The night sky remains shrouded for your protection and lights remain for...

25 Sep 202410min

Ever feel like someone is listening in on your private thoughts? Don’t be foolish. You have no private thoughts.

18 Sep 202415min

It’s time for the Remote Station Seven cutest pet contest. Listeners are encouraged to send in photos of their pet doing something adorable, along with its registration identification number and offic...

11 Sep 202414min

Remote Station Seven is dedicated to serving its listening community, and can better serve you if you submit a document with your name, address, and whatever grievances you have with the appropriate a...

4 Sep 202412min