Remote Station Seven

The Remote Station Seven staff curling team is fundraising again. When designated collection agents appear at your door, do not be alarmed. Please remember to surrender your unregistered electronic de...

28 Aug 202413min

Any resemblance between Remote Station Seven transmissions and the sounds in your own head are purely coincidental, and no such official experiments exist that could possibly make this a reality.

21 Aug 202412min

Had radio problems? Attempted to fix the problem on your own? Found a mysterious device lodged within your radio? This is all in your head. It never happened.

14 Aug 202415min

All variety shows are cancelled until further notice in favor of a slate of single purpose shows instead.

7 Aug 202415min

Never fear. If life is not all you expected, let the appropriate authorities know, and they will provide you with the required paperwork to make the necessary changes.

31 Jul 202414min

Like a good party? Have you ever considered The Official Party? You’re already a member, as are all citizens at birth, so you might as well enjoy it.

24 Jul 202414min

The opinions expressed on this transmission are entirely in your own imagination. Please be advised that both opinions and imagination are prohibited, and repeated use of either require self surrender...

17 Jul 202414min

Have you been listening to Remote Station Seven transmissions in an attempt to uncover hidden messages? Keep trying! They’ve got to be in there somewhere.

10 Jul 202415min