"I'm on the Malbec"...
It’s autumn - aka “hunker down time” - so Laura and Carmen are getting into the mini bottles of wine and all the food you can imagine: lamb chops, 20-layer lasagnas… it’s giving Garfield, mate.Plus, a...
17 Okt 202521min
Autumn Vibes, Karens & Spy Dog
Carmen wants you to know she’s only had two hours of sleep, and Laura wants you to know she has a new tartan jacket that’s giving Ralph Lauren vibes and saved her 350 quid. Together, they can’t wait f...
15 Okt 202536min
"I get weepy on a fizz"
This week, Laura and Carmen are feeling the ‘full moon vibes’ because there are too many FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHTS! happening. Laura is locked into the Cardi B and Eminem drama, and Carmen’s obsessed with ...
10 Okt 202523min
Lashes, LinkedIn & Tina Turner
Laura’s son, Alfred, has started karate and worships his sensei. Meanwhile, Carmen has joined a posh gym and wants to punch every gym wanker in sight.Plus, they discuss a baby who was born holding an ...
8 Okt 202540min
"She saved a drunk raccoon"
“It’s me. Hi. I’m the problem-it’s me!” Laura’s into raccoons, Carmen’s into beasts, and she genuinely thinks squirrels and chipmunks are the same thing. Classic Carms. Expect more highbrow chaos like...
3 Okt 202520min
Ben Stiller, Kids Getting Hurt & Yoga Instructors
Laura and Carmen think gender reveals are an unnecessary expense - and they’re blaming pushy presents, balloon arches, and smoke cannons on the Kardashians.Plus, they also discuss the Netflix document...
1 Okt 202537min
"Overnight Oats can f*ck right off!”
News just in: Pies are nice! Carmen’s delighted it’s autumn, and Laura’s angry that it’s cost her a bomb to get to Norwich. Thank goodness for Klarna (Laura’s other best friend).Plus, the ladies are a...
26 Sep 202522min
KitKats, Louboutin & Victoria Beckham
Here’s the problem: Laura & Carmen have two producers - one begging them to stay on track, and another adding fuel to their fire. Which one do you think they’re listening to?Carmen’s obsessed with C...
24 Sep 202533min
