Smosh Reads Reddit Stories

Reddit making us have faith in humanity again, can you believe? 0:00-0:53 Intro 0:54-11:38 I peed my pants in front of my date 11:39-22:44 My daughter was too funny to be mad at 22:45-31:50 I didn't react to my daughter coming out 31:51-35:36 New manager breaks a cycle 35:37-42:52 I threw my steak out a window 42:53-54:26 Is my fiancee hung up on her ex who passed away SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/ WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually) Director: Kimmy Jimenez Editor: Rock Coleman Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Kimmy Jimenez EVP, Programming & Content: Kiana Parker Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Audio Mixer: Greg Jones Dir Of Photography: Brennan Iketani Dir, Design: Brittany Hobbs Designer: Ness Cardano DIT/AE: Matt Duran Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production, EVP: Zoe Moacanin Production Manager: Amanda Barnes Production Coord: Heidi Ha Production Assistant: Marcus Munguia Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Jan 202454min

We've read about a lot of horrible people this year, these might take the cake! 0:00-2:23 Intro 2:24-19:52 I found her TikTok after our date https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/17eod15/i_26m_found_her_28f_tiktok_after_we_went_on_a_date/ 19:53-30:44 I showed up at my ex's wedding https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1053aix/aita_for_showing_up_at_my_exs_wedding_in_a_pretty/ 30:45-38:55 I asked my wife to open our relationship https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/109e130/i_32m_asked_my_wife30f_if_we_could_open_the/ 38:56-48:58 I made my ex "homeless" https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/152xy8n/aita_for_making_my_ex_homeless/ 48:59-1:05:07 I left sexts where my coworker could see them https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/17h8g6q/aita_for_leaving_sexuallyexplicit_messages_where/ 1:05:08-1:18:32 I refused to delete a video taken in public https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/17u00ba/aita_for_refusing_to_delete_a_video_taken_in/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Anthony Padilla // https://www.instagram.com/anthonypadilla/ Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Arasha Lalani // https://www.instagram.com/arashalalani_/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Kimmy Jimenez Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Director Of Photography: Brennan Iketani Director, Design: Brittany Hobbs DIT/AE: Matt Duran Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production, EVP: Zoe Moacanin Production Manager: Amanda Barnes Production Coordinator: Heidi Ha Production Assistant: Marcus Munguia Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Office PA: Ovsana Tsaturian OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Des 20231h 18min

We're searching for the biggest GRINCH of the season. 0:00-1:12 Intro 1:13-11:56 I want to bring my female friend to the holiday party https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/r16ebs/aita_for_asking_my_girlfriend_if_i_can_bring_my/?rdt=56430 11:57-26:48 I regifted my bf's Christmas present https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/10109te/aita_for_regifting_my_boyfriends_christmas/ 26:49-38:18 Our friends outstayed their welcome https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/efgd01/my_partner_30m_and_i_27f_invited_family_friends/ 38:19-50:40 I asked my wife to wear a sweater in the house https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/spb9lu/aita_for_asking_my_wife_to_wear_a_sweater_in_the/ 50:41-1:01:35 I confronted a waiter https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/zuhpw7/aita_for_confronting_a_waiter_for_not_doing_more/ 1:01:36-1:12:15 Suggested my daughter ship Hanukkah gifts this year https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/kd2b3s/aita_for_suggesting_my_daughter_skip_hanukkah/ 1:12:16-1:20:00 I gave my daughter a potato for Christmas https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zgyhtd/tifu_by_giving_my_daughter_a_potato_for_a/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Cameron Dunbar Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Kimmy Jimenez Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Director Of Photography: Brennan Iketani Director, Design: Brittany Hobbs DIT/AE: Matt Duran Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production, EVP: Zoe Moacanin Production Manager: Amanda Barnes Production Coordinator: Heidi Ha Production Assistant: Marcus Munguia Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Office PA: Ovsana Tsaturian OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Des 20231h 20min

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/pitreddit to get 10% off your first month. Go to http://factormeals.com/pitreddit50 and use code pitreddit50 to get 50% off. These Reddit stories make you go "huh?!" 0:00-1:01 Intro 1:02-8:25 My friend has ketchup scheme https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/fbvlwc/aita_for_not_participating_in_my_friends_scheme/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 8:26-18:12 My sister put garlic bread on my resume https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4lyc9a/i_18_f_left_my_laptop_open_and_my_sister_15_f/ 18:13-30:44 I let my kid ride her pony to school https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/17tl2z7/aita_for_letting_my_child_ride_her_pony_to_school/ 30:45-32:53 Sponsors! 32:54-37:50 I jumped out of the train window https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/lumolv/aita_for_jumping_out_the_train_window/ 37:51-50:28 I forced my brother to buy me a new engagement ring https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/16pd365/aita_for_forcing_my_brother_to_buy_me_a_new/ 50:29-58:57 I do weird poses when my MIL walks in on me https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/z3jp34/aita_for_doing_weirdawkward_poses_whenever_my_mil/ 58:58-1:08:20 I was in the shower for too long https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ygke5c/tifu_by_masturbating_too_long_in_the_shower/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Noah Grossman // https://www.instagram.com/noahgrossman214/ Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kimmy Jimenez Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Kimmy Jimenez Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Director Of Photography: Brennan Iketani Director, Design: Brittany Hobbs DIT/AE: Matt Duran Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production, EVP: Zoe Moacanin Production Manager: Amanda Barnes Production Coordinator: Heidi Ha Production Assistant: Marcus Munguia Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Office PA: Ovsana Tsaturian OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16 Des 20231h 8min

Go to http://auraframes.com/pitreddit to get $30 off their bestselling frames. This is not going to end well for them... 0:00-0:46 Intro 0:47-10:09 My bf constantly baby talks https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/6l6aey/my_24f_bf_28m_constantly_baby_talks_im_embarrassed/ 10:10-17:53 My wife and I fighting about a painting https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/7mpfjv/my_wife_28f_and_i_30m_are_rowing_about_my/ 17:54-29:02 I fed my dog table scraps https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/xka6h4/aita_for_feeding_my_dog_table_scraps_from_a/ 29:03-37:17 I made a personal joke during a comedy show https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/15qzzad/aita_for_making_a_personal_joke_during_an_improv/ 37:18-38:33 Sponsor! 38:34-51:14 I called out my gf for her cat obsession https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/mgssr7/aita_for_calling_out_my_gf_over_her_cat_obsession/ 51:15-1:01:24 Guy tips big but takes it back https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromYourServer/comments/ni9jdq/guy_tips_big_to_impress_date_but_returns/ 1:01:25-1:10:01 My wife has been cutting my pajama strings https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1755pn6/my_m34_wife_f32_has_been_cutting_the_strings_off/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kimmy Jimenez Editor: Rock Coleman Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Kimmy Jimenez Assistant Director: Heidi Ha Audio Mixer: Major Latimer Camera Operator: Josh Kirkwood Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Director of Photography: Darren Kho Production Assistant: Joshua Dozier Prop Assistant: Oliver Wehlander Director, Design: Brittany Hobbs DIT/AE: Matt Duran Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production, EVP: Zoe Moacanin Production Manager: Amanda Barnes Production Coordinator: Heidi Ha Production Assistant: Marcus Munguia Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Office PA: Ovsana Tsaturian OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Des 20231h 10min

Go to http://mintmobile.com/pitreddit to get 3 additional months free when you buy any 3-month Mint Mobile plan. And don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today. 0:00-0:55 Intro 0:56-10:39 Asked my gf's father for permission to propose https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheEx/comments/16zr5hn/aita_for_asking_my_26m_gfs22f_father_his_blessing/ 10:40-24:11 I refused to sign my marriage license https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/170vz1q/i_28f_refused_to_sign_my_marriage_license_at_my/ 24:12-25:19 Sponsor! 25:20-54:37 My fiance made a comment about my late wife https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/17dknvk/aitah_if_i_call_off_my_engagement_because_of_a/?share_id=5P9W9xqQd5QV4YDww1rua&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 54:38-1:11:24 My bf said he wants to establish traditional gender roles https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1773tz1/my_25f_boyfriend_33m_suddenly_told_me_he_wants_to/ 1:11:25-1:15:56 I accidentally got married at the UPS store https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/muc3ze/tifu_by_accidentally_getting_married_at_the_ups/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/ Arasha Lalani // https://www.instagram.com/arashalalani_/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Andre Gardere Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Kimmy Jimenez Assistant Director: Heidi Ha Audio Mixer: Major Latimer Camera Operator: Josh Kirkwood Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Director of Photography: Darren Kho Production Assistant: Joshua Dozier Prop Assistant: Oliver Wehlander Director, Design: Brittany Hobbs DIT/AE: Matt Duran Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production, EVP: Zoe Moacanin Production Manager: Amanda Barnes Production Coordinator: Heidi Ha Production Assistant: Marcus Munguia Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Office PA: Ovsana Tsaturian OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Des 20231h 15min

Grab the exclusive NordVPN deal ➼ http://nordvpn.com/pitreddit and get extra subscription time. Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee. Thanks to NordVPN for sponsoring our show. Go to http://auraframes.com/PITREDDIT and use code PITREDDIT to get $40 off their best selling Craver Mat frame. Today they FRICKED up my dude. 0:00-0:52 Intro 0:53-5:37 TIFU by talking to NPH https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zr1yr7/tifu_by_talking_to_neil_patrick_harris/ 5:38-11:32 TIFU by telling a student I'd bang his dad https://www.rareddit.com/r/tifu/comments/175e3yc/tifu_by_telling_a_student_id_bang_his_dad/ 11:33-24:30 TIFU by paintballing my boss in the head https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zv2uhr/tifu_by_repeatedly_shooting_my_boss_in_the_head/ 24:31-26:30 Sponsors! 26:31-32:58 TIFU by reading about gay penguins https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/5nqv4t/tifu_by_reading_about_gay_penguins_to_my_baptist/ 32:59-38:02 TIFU by admiring a tattoo https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3e8p0f/tifu_by_admiring_a_tattoo_at_the_climbing_gym/ 38:03-44:24 TIFU because I waked and baked https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/16toqtr/tifu_bc_i_waked_and_baked/ 44:25-55:32 TIFU by faking a British accent https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/nbau1r/tifu_by_faking_a_british_accent_for_12_years/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kimmy Jimenez Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Kimmy Jimenez Assistant Director: Heidi Ha Audio Mixer: Major Latimer Camera Operator: Josh Kirkwood Director of Photography: Darren Kho Production Assistant: Joshua Dozier Prop Assistant: Oliver Wehlander Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Director Of Photography: Brennan Iketani Director, Design: Brittany Hobbs DIT/AE: Matt Duran Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production, EVP: Zoe Moacanin Production Manager: Amanda Barnes Production Coordinator: Heidi Ha Production Assistant: Marcus Munguia Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Office PA: Ovsana Tsaturian OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25 Nov 202355min

Just some comfy guys talking about silly stories. 0:00-1:29 Intro 1:30-8:35 I controlled my neighbor's TV https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/176z88r/i_controlled_my_neighbours_tv_for_6_months_from/ 8:36-13:33 A barmaid laughed at my drink order https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/171kjeq/a_barmaid_laughed_at_my_drink_order/ 13:34-23:49 Toupee Exposé https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/171hchw/toupee_expos%C3%A9_i_f23_have_come_to_find_out_that_my/ 23:50-32:53 I yelled at my husband over bread https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/16nqnyd/aita_for_yelling_at_my_husband_over_bread/ 32:54-41:55 I ordered my nudes to my parent's house https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/16ltd1b/tifu_by_accidentally_ordering_my_nudes_to_my_very/ 41:56-46:55 My vasectomy gave me superpowers https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/17ai3ez/got_a_vasectomy_now_i_have_a_superpower/ 46:56-58:31 I started a rumor that turned out to be true https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/17dz3dx/i_started_a_nasty_rumor_about_someone_back_in/ WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Keith Leak Jr. // https://www.instagram.com/keithleakjr/ Noah Grossman // https://www.instagram.com/noahgrossman214/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Kevin Plachy Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Kimmy Jimenez Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Audio Mixer: Greg Jones Assistant Director: Heidi Ha Audio Mixer: Major Latimer Camera Operator: Josh Kirkwood Director of Photography: Darren Kho Production Assistant: Joshua Dozier Prop Assistant: Oliver Wehlander Dir, Design: Brittany Hobbs Designer: Ness Cardano DIT/AE: Matt Duran Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production, EVP: Zoe Moacanin Production Manager: Amanda Barnes Production Coord: Heidi Ha Production Assistant: Marcus Munguia Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18 Nov 202358min