091 Velvet Buzzsaw: If It Ain't Baroque, Don't Fix It
The Velvet Buzzsaw elevator pitch: Pretentious art. Pretentious art critics. Hobo robots. Murder spheres. Join Texas Podcast Massacre as they eloquently critique the 2019 Netflix horror/art film Velve...
11 Feb 20191h 14min
090 Jeepers Creepers 3: In-Creep-tion
The Jeepers Creepers 3 elevator pitch: BEatingU license plates. Both underacting and overacting simultaneously. So much failed romantic chemistry. Worthless Gatling guns. Join Texas Podcast Massacre a...
4 Feb 20191h 25min
089 Bird Box: Keep Some Birds in a Box!
The Bird Box elevator pitch: Boy meets Girl. John Malkoviching all over the place. Confusing demon logic. People getting injured while blindfolded. Join Texas Podcast Massacre and Sandra Bullock-enthu...
28 Jan 20191h 27min
088.5 Lisa's Loft – A Quiet Place vs. Bird Box
In the inaugural episode of "Lisa's Loft", Lisa and Unsuspecting Victim Patricia discuss "A Quiet Place" in preparation for the TPM review of "Bird Box" Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a la...
27 Jan 201934min
088 Escape Room: Dr. Toucan Sam
The Escape Room elevator pitch: Mysterious cameras. Puzzles that are not that complicated. Two-dimensional characters. Conspiracies on conspiracies. Join Texas Podcast Massacre as they race against th...
22 Jan 20191h 24min
087 Pumpkinhead: Vigilante Fruit Justice
The Pumpkinhead elevator pitch: Children in burlap bags. The most dirt per capita in the world. Hill witches. Murder coverups. Join Texas Podcast Massacre and winter squash enthusiast Bill as they hea...
14 Jan 20191h 16min
086 Year in Review 2018 – Part 2
Happy 2019 from us here at Texas Podcast Massacre! Ring in the New Year with the hosts to go over their favorite films from 2018 and reveal the fan vote for which movie is reviewed in 2019! Show Segme...
7 Jan 201957min
085 Year in Review 2018 – Part 1
Happy Holidays from us here at Texas Podcast Massacre! What better way to ring in the New Year than As a belated Christmas gift for y'all the TPM crew got together to play some games and air some grie...
31 Des 201856min
