Lindy and Meagan Sleep Their Way to the Top (with Big Fig AND Big Ron)
Today, Lindy and Meagan are recording this episode in their most natural state: lying down.That’s right–these two sleepy gals are broadcasting from a very fancy Big Fig mattress at On Air Fest in Broo...
27 Feb 202545min
Lindy and Meagan are Kind of Like, Chonkay
Deep-cut audio lore, chaotic jingles, and possibly altering the course of America—just another exceedingly normal episode of Text Me Back.🚨🚨Hot Take Alert 🚨🚨Meagan defends nepo babies? If you’re i...
20 Feb 20251h 11min
Lindy and Meagan are Crazy Ladies Livin’ in a Bag
Ass oil, Dongexploder, and The Puppies! If those words and phrases make sense to you, you’ve been perusing the Text Me Back Biki and are OBSESSED with us! This week, these two supermodels do the impos...
13 Feb 20251h 1min
Lindy and Meagan Start a Wikifeet Retirement Plan
Lots of news to get into today! First up, we start off with DOG THOUGHTS that includes an absolutely iconic voicemail from a very good husband listener named Gerald. Yes, Gerald, this time we ARE talk...
6 Feb 202558min
Lindy and Meagan Bring Snakes to a Gun Fight
This week we welcome Rafil Kroll-Zaidi, our in-house private eye and bear oil enthusiast, who gives us some pretty hot gossip in this week’s Segment P.U.B.E.S. We’re learning who these dangerous yahoo...
30 Jan 20251h 8min
Lindy and Meagan Corner the Zombie Pig Demographic
A real embarrassment of riches over here on the Text Me Back side of the internet. First, we pay tribute to David Lynch, which bridges poetically into our next phase of entertainment: the Trump admini...
23 Jan 20251h 15min
Lindy and Meagan Have Dog Thoughts
We’re back again! And maybe this episode is slightly more normal than last week’s (complimentary)? We’re back on our Whatcha Watchin’ nonsense, and we’re talking Later Daters, The Ultimatum, Dateline,...
16 Jan 20251h 2min
Lindy and Meagan Are Even Better BBWs in 2025
It may be the dead of winter, but in our hearts the clammy buds of spring are bursting–and so are Lindy and Meagan!—with squeaky-clean teeth, resolutions, and creamed corn. This week, they dive into t...
9 Jan 20251h 6min
