The Complete Guide to Everything

What is this, amateur hour? It is when you’re singing karaoke! This week we’re talking all about the thing that people either really love or really hate: singing on-stage to a weird MIDI backing track while a bunch of drunk people look on. Also we solve a listener problem concerning an old man bagging their groceries too slowly.Head over to Squarespace.com/GUIDE for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domainThis Holiday season, give the best gift ever invented: TCGTE Patreon Gift MembershipsFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

7 Apr 20191h 8min

Everyone wants to write a book, but nobody knows how! Well, some people do and one of them happens to be Tom, one of the hosts of this very podcast. In this episode, we talk about the writing process, give some tips & tricks, and somehow wind up in a conversation about alarm clocks.Oh, and head to Amazon and check out Tom's new book, Omni's Fall!This Holiday season, give the best gift ever invented: TCGTE Patreon Gift MembershipsFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

31 Mar 20191h 3min

Hey! Get off your damn phone! It’s rude! Oh, you’re using it to listen to this podcast? Ahhh, that’s fine then. Actually, pop out those headphones, let’s all take a listen! In this brave new world there are new rules about etiquette and we’re here to teach them to you. We also cover headphone/AirPods etiquette since we’re on the cutting edge. Make sure you stay tuned until the very end to hear the result of a dramatic bet between Tim and Tom around who uses their phone more. The results might shock you!Our sponsor this week is Marine Layer, makers of the softest clothes you’ve ever felt in your whole dang life. For 15% off your first order, visit marinelayer.com and enter offer code GUIDE at checkout!This Holiday season, give the best gift ever invented: TCGTE Patreon Gift MembershipsFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24 Mar 20191h 7min

Have you heard about the hot new craze? Grown-ups riding scooters! The next billion-dollar tech industry tomfoolery involves motorized city scooters and we had some first-hand experience with them. Also, we talk about dental veneers and solve a problem about water bottles.Thanks to our sponsor, Robinhood. Robinhood is giving our listeners a free stock like Apple, Ford or Sprint to help you build your portfolio. Sign up at guide.robinhood.com.This Holiday season, give the best gift ever invented: TCGTE Patreon Gift MembershipsFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

18 Mar 20191h 8min

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10 Mar 20191h 16min

Look, we're not drugs people but this week we're talking about something drugs-adjacent, so be cool. CBD, which is derived from dirty filthy drugs, is legal in the US and has somehow become the hottest new trend. Since we're essentially investigative journalists, we had to try it for ourselves and report back. Also, Tom talks way too much about how scared he is by Tim's fast driving.Thanks to our sponsors this week:Stamps.com - for a 4-week trial plus free postage and a digital scale, go to stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and enter GUIDE.ZipRecruiter - try ZipRecruiter for free at this exclusive web address: ziprecruiter.com/completeThis Holiday season, give the best gift ever invented: TCGTE Patreon Gift MembershipsFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

3 Mar 20191h 4min

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25 Feb 20191h 8min

Hey listen up, libraries aren't just for bookworms anymore! They have VHS tapes, CDs and sometimes video games. Sure, the librarians will shush you if you get too out of control, but there are still ways you can have some fun in a library. This week we reminisce about our library experiences like a couple of old bores. This episode is sponsored by Robinhood. They're giving listeners of The Complete Guide to Everything a FREE stock like Apple, Ford, or Sprint to help you build your portfolio. Sign up at guide.robinhood.com.This Holiday season, give the best gift ever invented: TCGTE Patreon Gift MembershipsFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

17 Feb 20191h 6min