
Has Elon Musk got enough money?
Pete went to the arcade at the weekend and it turns out he is very good at the coconut shy. He's now rich with arcade tickets – just a shame that he can’t use them to buy his pub.Elsewhere, Luke revel...
21 Mar 202231min

Pete Donaldson, “The Pub Landlord”
Breaking news, Luke has officially been added to the neighbourhood Whatsapp group. A major development in local news that can only be topped by the fact that Pete might be buying a pub. In the emails,...
17 Mar 202235min

Only Foods and Sauces
Happy Birthday Albert Einstein! We celebrate this special occasion by hearing about how Wayne Rooney was knocked out by fellow footballer Phil Bardsley during an after hours boxing match…Plus, we read...
14 Mar 202231min

Have you ever had anything lopped off?
Small people are being verbally attacked by pro gamers and Pete is reeling. REELING. This begs the question: what would Pete be like if he was 6'3?We also consider the amazing world of Pokémon and get...
10 Mar 202230min

My almost fingerless Friday
Pete’s well-publicised tax issues have led to Luke coming up with a genius money-making scheme for the pair of them. Warning, it involves NFTs and some sensitive Donaldson content…We also hear about s...
7 Mar 202229min

A Billy wristbreaker
Is Luke a Giant Wotsit, a Wheat Crunchie, a Frazzle, or all of the above? The answer lies in today's show...Plus, more hand-hurting emails! We discuss sitting an exam with broken fingers and a drunken...
3 Mar 202229min

The Skewer in the Hand: A New Forest based King Arthur
Pete’s living in his own world and he’s making the rules, which makes for one scary society if we’re honest. We hear all about the rules in his kingdom and they are as expected.... interesting. In th...
28 Feb 202235min

Shacket from the Crypt
Luke is looking resplendent in a shacket on today’s show. That being said, he wasn’t looking so good when he waded through the mud to watch Rocket from the Crypt at Glastonbury ‘98.In other news, Luke...
24 Feb 202228min




















