
Why do these kids look like ostriches?
It’s Monday, on today’s show Pete is very upset after hearing Logan Paul has been having issues with his rare Pokémon cards. Before we know it we're discussing deep state conspiracies and QAnon, obvio...
24 Jan 202228min

You’re twisting my UFO man
Here we go, it's the day you have all been waiting for: today we finally announce the results of our big battery poll and reveal whether “Aerolatte” AAs will be received as a new player into our batte...
20 Jan 202234min

Non-fartible token (NFTs special)
This week, we start our NFTs special in the most logical place: Pete’s dad’s local pub. Once that is covered, we get back on track (slightly) by hearing about a woman who is NFTing her own farts. We a...
17 Jan 202231min

Bugs not hugs
Pete has been doing some “work” research by checking out Spotify's back catalogue of erotic podcasts. He reportedly hasn’t managed to find a Hero Quest episode yet, but we’ll keep you updated.We then ...
13 Jan 202233min

Forest Defenestration
It’s a new week and Luke has arrived with a story about how he chucked his Christmas tree out of the window. However, that has nothing on Pete’s chat about his New Year with a surgeon he has access to...
10 Jan 202237min

The breastfeeding cat
It’s Thursday on the Luke and Pete Show and we’re here to bring you a story about a woman breastfeeding a cat. What else did you expect? We then hear why Pete would be happy to take a couple of years ...
6 Jan 202232min

A romp of biting otters
Welcome to the future. It’s 2022, and Pete is teaching Luke about those ultramodern NFTs. The outcome? They’re all shit. One thing that isn’t shit, however, is a story about a man who got bitten by ot...
3 Jan 202230min

Reproducing salmon
Arm-shelving still exists in 2021 and Pete won’t stand for it! We are hurtling towards a new, hopefully arm-shelf free, year and the lads are back for one final show.Today we hear about how Luke saw t...
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