THE TIME I FED THERESA MAY A FINGER SANDWICH.
When it was my turn to balance the five plates, all the plastic carrots rolled off onto the floor. This a story about the time I was an events waitress in London.
10 Apr 20248min
YOU'VE GOT A CAR? THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH.
At the end of the day, cars are just lumps of steel bent in different ways. An observation about cars, and why they are not so great.
8 Apr 20247min
HOW WOULD YOU SPEND YOUR FINAL 100 DAYS OF BEING SINGLE?
Oh, that’s nice, you think, and then go back to plucking your toe hair. A shallow dive into the highlights of living a single life. Read it here TheOxfordQuack.Blog
3 Apr 202410min
LIFE ADVICE IN SOHO
"At that moment I wanted to run out of the pub, out of Soho, and jump into the Thames...." A short (embarrassing) story about a dad and daughter in Soho.
1 Apr 20247min
MY WORST FLIGHT EVER: MR MIDDLE SEAT VS ME
“Excuse me Sir, I think you’ll find this is my seat...” You can be the most prepared traveller but can't prepare for the passanger you are sitting next to....
27 Mar 20249min
