THE NOT-SO-WHOLESOME CALIFORNIAN HOLIDAY.
"All we needed was for one of us to know how to play acoustic guitar and for Dad to tell stories about what it means to be a man… " Skip Intro/Me talking about a UFO sighting. (2:40) Twenty years a...
28 Aug 20248min
I CAN'T CALM DOWN - IT'S TAYLOR SWIFT!
"The stadium was full of 91,998 screaming Swifties, plus Amy and Hermione." A facepalm moment about the time I went to the Taylor Swift concert, with my non-swiftie friends. SKIP INTRO 4:00 Soun...
21 Aug 202411min
CARROT, MY HALF A LIFETIME FRIEND.
As we walked out of the garage beneath the starry autumn night, I began to think of what to say when Carrot confessed his love to me. 🥕❤️ A story about a friendship that began half a lifetime ago w...
14 Aug 20248min
THE PERFECT MEET-CUTE: FINDING LOVE ON A BUS.
There is something about meeting someone in transit... Stories about finding near-love on transport, featuring the true story of when Sausage met a man on a bus from D.C. to NYC, and when I shared a...
7 Aug 202410min
THE TIME I SUNG A DUCK SONG TO JUSTIN ROSE, AND OTHER EMBARRASSING ENCOUNTERS WITH SPORTSMEN.
"The husband looked like a friendly neighbour - the type of man who would rigorously hoover his car mats on a Sunday morning...." Three embarrassing encounters with some of the greatest sportsmen; G...
31 Jul 20249min
HERE'S TO ME, MRS. ROBINSON: IS AGE JUST A NUMBER?
“I’m very into mature women,” he said. I looked behind one shoulder, and then the other, and realised he was talking about me. The night I realised I was seen as a 'mature woman', and a muddled obse...
24 Jul 20248min
THE EURO FINAL: THE MUSICAL
...A fan would whack the table in a rhythm, prompting everyone to shout ‘ENGLAND!’ It wasn't exactly Les Misérables, but it did the job. If the day of the Euro Final was a musical... SKIP INTRO: ...
17 Jul 20249min
WOULD YOU DATE YOU?
We have a list of what we’re looking for, but is anyone looking for us? Another muddled observation by Mary about dating. (SKIP INTRO 2:12)
15 Jul 20247min
