
GECKMAIL: “A GUY ON XBOX LIVE STOLE MY GF”
Hello I am reading viewer mail. Email topics include whether or not porn is cheating, trying to be less annoying, pig jizz, getting ur gf stolen by a guy from Xbox live, and a bunch of other stuff. I ...
29 Jan 20251h 10min

THE TIC TAC HORROR STORY
A caller discusses a sexual experience they had involving Tic Tacs. Then a caller adjusts to sober life, I help a caller meet her boyfriend, and a final caller does surgery over Zoom. I’m walking out...
26 Jan 20251h 10min

“WILL I UPSET THE GOVERNMENT WITH MY JEWELRY?”
A caller worries his jewelry business will mess with his government benefits, a caller is cock blocked by her mom, a caller navigates his one-sided relationship with his father, and a final caller buy...
22 Jan 20251h 3min

“SHOULD I KEEP DOING FAVORS FOR HIM?”
A caller explores her relationship with her baby daddy, a therapist to-be questions if he’s cut out for the gig, a caller tries to win a Grammy, and I yell at a return caller. Throw me the remote. I a...
19 Jan 20251h 7min

“I MIGHT HAVE TELEKINESIS”
A caller believes they may have super powers, and we discuss the pros and cons of their telekinetic awakening. Afterwards a caller tries to come to terms with being wronged, and a final caller ponder...
15 Jan 202551min

GECKMAIL: “I TURNED MY FRIEND INTO A FROG”
Email topics include party injuries, drug fueled hallucinations, hot tub romances, unhinged funeral ideas, having a crush on your aunt, and other things. I am a gecko. I love kitkats. SUPPORT THE LIZA...
12 Jan 20251h 10min

“I FOUND LOVE ON CHATROULETTE”
A caller reflects on moving to Denmark to be with a lover they met online, and how things went a lot differently than planned. Later a caller tells me something he shouldn’t have involving Taco Bell,...
8 Jan 20251h 10min

GECKMAIL 2.0: “I AM A HEDONIST”
Hello. In this episode of geck mail I read viewer mail and also take phone calls about the viewer mail. It is a beautiful combination. Except for the first guy who I hung up on because he didn’t follo...
5 Jan 20251h 15min



















