GECKMAIL: “I SEXTED MY DRIVING INSTRUCTOR”
GECKMAIL: “I SEXTED MY DRIVING INSTRUCTOR” Email topics include sexting your driving instructor, corporate greed, the comedown after touring, rehab, bidets, and other things. I am a gecko. There was ...
2 Mar 20251h 1min
FISHING FOR CLARITY
I rant at a caller who enjoys fishing, a caller tries to find his footing as an animator, and a final caller longs to change their alcoholic lifestyle. Please silence your phone. I am a gecko. COME S...
26 Feb 20251h 5min
“WE FOUND LOVE IN A PARKED CAR”
A couple pauses their date night to sit in their parked car and chat, I try to convince a caller not to buy a Porsche, a caller ponders celebrity nonsense, and a final caller gets cucked by God. You ...
23 Feb 20251h 9min
THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD EPISODE
A caller experiences an episode of existential dread after taking some time off work, and shares their perspective on romance, figuring shit out, and just being alive in 2025. He called at a time that...
19 Feb 202558min
“I WAS ON A JAPANESE TV SHOW WITH MY DENTIST’S COUSIN”
After talking abstractly about life for a bit, a caller explains how he wound up on a Japanese TV show with his dentist’s cousin. Later a caller tries to start a legal weed business instead of followi...
16 Feb 20251h 25min
GECKMAIL: CHICKEN DREAD
Email topics include the murder of 1.2 trillion animals per year, a fictional crush making someone a better person, and a bunch of other things. I drank a lot of coffee before I recorded this. I am so...
12 Feb 20251h 9min
“MY PARENTS MARRIED ME OFF”
A caller tells her life story of growing up with a dysfunctional family in the Appalachian area. We get into a lot of wild stuff in this one. Ok. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko...
9 Feb 20251h 19min
“MY LIFE IS LIKE THE LION KING”
A caller tells his story of being flown to Indonesia at age 19 to become the CEO of his family business after his father died. Later a caller and I talk about life and a final caller’s engagement bre...
5 Feb 20251h 17min
