“MY ONLINE GF STOOD ME UP”
A caller flies to Finland to meet the love of his life, she is nowhere to be found.Then a caller’s mom walks in on him flashing his asshole to a webcam, we unpack it all. Is this safe to eat? I am a ...
14 Jul 202459min
“I HOOKED UP WITH MY STRAIGHT FRIEND”
A caller talks about hooking up with his straight friend and the baggage that followed.Afterwards a touring Scottish tattoo artist walks across a bridge, a caller struggles with having too much sex, a...
10 Jul 202457min
“I QUIT VAPING TO PEG MY BF”
A caller’s boyfriend incentivizes her to quit vaping by allowing her to peg him.Later a caller tries to decide if she should move to Japan to be with her long distance boyfriend, a caller tries to fig...
7 Jul 20241h 9min
“CREMATING DOGS RUINED MY RELATIONSHIP”
A caller tells me how working in a pet crematorium ruined his relationship and also tells some kind of fucked up stories.Afterwards a tattoo artist takes us through their tumultuous last few years and...
3 Jul 20241h 3min
“I LEFT THE MENNONITE COMMUNITY”
A caller talks about leaving the Mennonite community and navigating 2 marriages, 2 divorces, and a kid.Then a final caller reveals to me and his girlfriend just how much money he has spent on skins in...
30 Jun 202456min
“OUTER SPACE HAS RUINED MY LIFE”
An “amateur astronomer” explains why he is immobilized with anxiety due to the vastness of the cosmos.Later I talk to a clown enthusiast about e-bikes and his bathroom, a caller shares how medically a...
26 Jun 20241h 1min
“I WALKED ACROSS THE BORDER”
A caller tells his story of illegally immigrating into the US from El Salvador, and why he is debating moving back home.Later a caller worries her line of work may ruin her family dynamic and a final ...
23 Jun 20241h 2min
“I LIVE IN IOWA”
A janitor calls in to tell me about the upward trajectory their life has taken despite their turbulent upbringing.Afterwards I talk to a Five Below cashier about to clock in, a caller trying to naviga...
19 Jun 20241h 1min
