
IN THE BASEMENT
A caller fresh out of a toxic relationship attempts to rebuild his life from his parent’s basement. Then a caller questions what they want out of a long distance relationship and a final caller unleas...
31 Mar 20241h 3min

“I HAVE 300 ILLEGAL SNAILS”
A stressed caller attempts to dispose of 300 illegal African land snails.Afterwards a car enthusiast tries to make sense of his adrenaline chasing nature, and we end the show with an interview I did i...
27 Mar 202452min

ADDERALL AND JERKING OFF
A caller questions their tarnished relationships, a caller puts his dick in food, and a final caller talks about their concerns regarding some potentially dangerous intrusive thoughts.Ahdhdisowhrbfoev...
24 Mar 202454min

THE AYAHUASCA RETREAT
A caller relives the time their ex tried to brainwash them during an ayahuasca retreat and divulges the longterm consequences it’s had on their life.Then a final caller questions if their high standar...
20 Mar 202452min

THE PEPSI QUEST
A caller reclaims his life after finding out he is not going to be a dad.Then a caller goes on 2 separate quests: one in Pepsi and one in pro wrestling.Then a final caller shares how difficult it is t...
17 Mar 202453min

THE PAPA JOHNS MISTRESS
A caller talks about a person they dislike who also happens to be the former mistress of well known pizza tycoon.Later a caller resonates with crabs, a caller tries to reach a compromise regarding his...
13 Mar 202453min

“I WAS A DRUNK MALL ELF”
A caller tells me about their time being employed as an elf at a Santa’s Village where drugs, alcohol, and drama were in abundance.Then a caller invites his real therapist to come to my live show with...
10 Mar 202455min

“I HAVE NEVER PAID TAXES AND I HAVE 3 FAMILIES”
A caller open ups about never paying taxes, having 3 families due to the foster care system, and dating a cop.Afterwards a caller describes how masturbating has strained their family ties, a twitch st...
6 Mar 20241h 4min



















