
LOVE IN THE STRIP CLUB GONE RIGHT
A caller is pleasantly surprised after pouring his heart out at the strip club, a caller shares how accidentally becoming a father has changed his character, and a final caller's cat keeps trying to d...
14 Jan 1h 16min

READING GECKMAIL WITH MY DAD
Hello. In this episode I wake my dad up from a nap and read viewer mail with him. He tells me about fantasizing over nuclear warfare, how his life went differently than how he anticipated, if people w...
11 Jan 1h 37min

“I LIVE ON A NATIVE AMERICAN RESERVATION”
A caller talks about their day to day life on a Navajo reservation while they herd sheep, I talk to a second caller about this paradoxical life of schemes, and a viewer email debates whether or not to...
7 Jan 1h 9min

“I’M BECOMING MY FATHER”
A caller fears he’s becoming just like his dad, a caller spends the night in jail for weed possession + finds her long lost lover after 9 years, and a caller discusses the struggles of dating while ov...
4 Jan 1h 10min

“I GREW UP ULTRA ORTHODOX JEWISH “
A caller shares his experience growing up in an isolated religious community and the absurdist point of view it caused him to develop, and I read my favorite geckmail email in the history of this show...
31 Des 20251h 3min

GECKMAIL: “I’M JEALOUS OF MY GIRLFRIEND”
Hello. In this episode we read viewer mail on the topic of hating working on an island, jerking off at church, Christian Mingle, setting boundaries with your parents, being jealous that your gf has ha...
28 Des 20251h 25min

“I’M MOVING ON FROM SEX WORK”
A caller attempts to move on from sex work in pursuit of living near a lake, a caller describes how she found out her past relationship was deeply unhealthy, and I rant to a final caller about becomin...
24 Des 20251h 5min

“I’M LONELY IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE”
A caller tries to find his footing and connect with others in the deep south, and a caller is stunted after his wife runs away with their lottery money. It is time to paint a fence. I am a gecko. Wat...
22 Des 20251h 30min




















