
“I’M AN ADULT FILM PRODUCER”
A porn producer calls in to explain why they believe marriage is a trap, and a caller reaps the rewards of making a big change. Time to have a piece of gum. I am a gecko.Get notified for when I come t...
17 Des 20251h 11min

“I AM A SYRIAN SHEPHERD”
A shepherd calls in from Syria to talk about the trajectory of his life moving forward, a caller blows up his life forever, a caller drives across the country for love, and a final caller finds themse...
14 Des 20251h 6min

“I WAS UNINVITED TO MY FRIEND’S WEDDING”
A caller struggles to make peace being uninvited to his friend’s wedding after dating his sister, and an existential bridge inspector talks about the mundane beauty of his life. Tim Allen is not hidin...
10 Des 20251h 15min

“I’M ESCAPING THE SYSTEM”
A caller gets a doctor’s note allowing him 3 months of paid leave. He uses this time to tell us his life story of DJing for celebrities, having 3 sugar mamas, dealing with a social media obsessed moth...
7 Des 20251h 20min

“MY DAD WON’T LEAVE MY BASEMENT”
A caller's relationship is strained by her dad overstaying his welcome in the basement, a caller falls in love and spends 5 days with a beautiful homeless man, and a final caller explains how she beca...
3 Des 20251h 7min

GECKMAIL: “I HAVE A SCAT FETISH”
Hello. I am reading emails from a closet in my parent’s house. Those emails involve dream interpretation, Celsius abuse, erectile dysfunction, a scat fetish, and a lot of other things. Please listen. ...
30 Nov 20251h 10min

THE GECKMAIL THANKSGIVING SPECIAL: “I DON’T HAVE ANY SPOONS”
I am home for thanksgiving so I got my sister Chloe to read viewer mail with me. She tries to convince me to care about how I look and also buy to more than one spoon. But I thwart her arguments with ...
26 Nov 20251h 29min

“I PISS PEOPLE OFF”
A caller pisses people off in an attempt to help them understand him, a caller struggles to build a music career, and a final caller keeps relearning the same lesson. It is important to have a fire ex...
23 Nov 20251h 21min




















