MY FLAT MATE
A song written about my rolly Polly fat flat mate who lost a massive amount of weight becoming ever so serious and slim , I on the other hand have taken his place becoming fat and happy obviously morp...
17 Nov 20232min
MCDONALD'S
A little ditty I wrote about McDonald's whilst sitting in McDonald's , this fast food chain has now become part of our daily lives ,its the biggest burger bar brand on the planet, I wonder if it will ...
16 Nov 20232min
BLOOD MOON
A little swing jazz tune written for a friend who has an extremely high sex drive it uses the feminine and the masculine tense due to the person in question being bisexual he once called him self a se...
15 Nov 20232min
BEES KNEES
The birds and bees have joined us from the flowers and trees you find them at Macdonald's an champagne bars lapping up our left over cream teas they'll hardly be floaty lite on the breeze after feasti...
14 Nov 20233min
NINA
A slow smoochy song for Nina ,I thought I'd possibly compare thee to a woodland tree x
14 Nov 20232min
SEX TOY
A song written for a lover who's sexy symbiosis seemed to take over my DNA untill we became almost tanalisigly telepathic I still ended up as her sex toy.
12 Nov 20233min
LADY AND THE TRAMP
A song about two tramps in cider park harrogate with a little dog she's an up market girl from Harrogate ladies collage who's fallen from grace he's just a Bowery bum the lady and the tramp the reason...
12 Nov 20232min
SEX SLAVES
A song about Prostitution one of the oldest professions in the world which was here before the four angels of Samuel it's about time the government had the bravery to take control of this modern day s...
11 Nov 20232min
