Today I Learned (Nothing)

Steve has spent some time officiating his son's little league games and boy does he have some stories! Hear about ump-punishing fart techniques, why Jason's outfield antics were between him and his Go...

21 Jun 201913min

In obtaining his first artisanally-crafted mattress, Jason can now teach Steve that they shouldn't have divots or slots for your body and that sleeping on the floor is, indeed, probably bad for your b...

14 Jun 201919min

Jason failed to gird his loins for his latest haircut and Steve refuses to go enchilada-style on anything. BONUS: Kranch into some archival audio from Jason's first Sexy Sport Clips Adventure!

7 Jun 201919min

Steve and Jason get personal, and talk about those special lies we tell our children to make our wives happy. Or the wives we make our wives tell. Your mileage may vary.

1 Jun 201914min

Summer is nearly here, so it's time for another highlight reel! In this episode, Steve and his non-doctor roommates take turns diagnosing each other, drizzling is a dirty word, why poop should always ...

24 Mai 201916min

A curious Jason delves into his bookshelves and finds a hidden treasure that he wants to share with everyone. Steve lies so often to his family, his daughter has picked up on it. Has the student becom...

17 Mai 201914min

Ants ... ants can change a man. You've never faced death until you've fought the little buggers for control of your house. Also, Jason sent Steve a package to show how much he means to him, and for hi...

10 Mai 201912min

It's the first big milestone for this podcast and to celebrate, Steve thinks you should listen to episode 13 and learn to loathe Jason just a little bit like the rest of us. Also, in Seattle, the sun'...

3 Mai 201912min