Today I Learned (Nothing)

Steve is a crabber now. He gets crabs and he gets them so his wife can eat their delicious meat. He also enjoys the process of getting them: the kayaking, the camaraderie, the tasty meat itself. Jason...

16 Aug 201919min

This week we learn some of Steve's deepest darkest secrets. He is woefully unprepared for a fire and he has been ripping off Netflix original series for his own attempts at literary fame. In other new...

10 Aug 201914min

Steve's son wants to podcast with the big boys, neither he nor Jason want to think about how old they are (but their kids do), and Taco Bell has now been introduced to the children's diet. There is no...

2 Aug 201914min

Jason tells the tale of a tumultuous tram ride, a tragedy with a happy ending, and another, separate incident that proves his frailness and squeamishness. It's got deadly circumstances, missed opportu...

26 Jul 201918min

Steve swims with the sharks and gleefully, villainously forces his children to join him and Jason looks forward to his first trip to Dollywood, where you make your own fun (probably). Also, Steve took...

19 Jul 201915min

Jason and Steve teach others how to write stories, avoiding the tropes and pitfalls that their own pitiful attempts have suffered. Steve imaginarily creeps out the non-existent teens in his neighborho...

12 Jul 201914min

For today's Idaho fun fact, did you know that sometimes goats are raised not for their hair, meat, or milk, but their blood? After Jason digests that tasty tidbit, it's time for Steve to delve into mo...

5 Jul 201914min

In this episode, the guys discuss the evil nature of dimmer switches, fun house tricks like secret passageways that may lead to hidden deaths or surprise coitus discoveries, and the excitement of a mu...

28 Jun 201914min