Today I Learned (Nothing)

Fellas, listen. Marketing BS aside, all women like flowers. It's just true. Also, Jason is playing with fire, having packages delivered to his vacation spots because it just feels so dang good. Listen...

14 Okt 201919min

Jason and Steve refused to share this post and now, the algorithms are coming for them. Share this episode with everyone you know if you care about the puppies and also the firefighters!

7 Okt 201913min

Steve is the co-worker you always wanted, willing to forgo a working space and instead agreeing to use the window as his chair. Hear his adventures as he braves temperature fluctuations, genital humid...

30 Sep 201916min

We learn Steve's convoluted path to a Nintendo Switch which involves unpaid land ownership and awkward family relationships. Also, today, you will face the greatest dilemma ever known to man. There ar...

23 Sep 201914min

We've all misunderstood lyrics before, but it's singing them for other people that can truly bring the proper shame to light. Also, sports allegiances are real and powerful. Now stop singing that Red ...

16 Sep 201915min

Steve hangs with his family and it gets weird almost immediately, involving Chinese dating shows and rock-hard, chi-harnessing, electrified abs.

9 Sep 201917min

Jason tries to think of the dental hygienist when he prepares for the dentist (mints, blowing his nose, the whole nine yards). Steve has tasted his own flesh as it burned in his mouth. It's time for D...

2 Sep 201915min

Take it from Jason, don't buy (too many) toys when you're old enough to manage your own money. And take it from Steve, don't question the accuracy of a Barbie's anatomy. Things just unravel from there...

26 Aug 201916min