Ep. 38: Sexual Orientation: The Best-Smelling Potato You've Ever Met
We discuss a chapter that is p thin since Bella is doing interesting things and Edward is not, we learn Rosalie's very obvious secret, and there's this whole metaphor about Bella's lullaby. Also if hu...
28 Nov 20201h
Ep. 37: Dermatologists Hate Her!
BLOOD TESTS, Y’ALL. You know the chapter. You know the story. But now from a WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE. and woof fam, Eddie Boy is on a whole new level. Do humans eat lunch? Don’t ask this eboy with mult...
21 Nov 20201h 12min
Ep. 36: Edward Does Not Keep It Light
Y'ALL THIS CHAPTER WAS SO GOOD. Edward gets humbled, goes to Bella's room for the first time, and then asks her on a DATE! And along the way he tells us of his many ~*~torments. Email us at twilightp...
15 Nov 20201h 14min
Ep. 35: Alice Saves Bella's Life, as a Favor
Is this a chapter with no flaws? Okay, not quite, because it starts out a little rough (Eddie, *we* can't read *your* mind), but in the end is it possibly the best chapter of the book?? We have multip...
7 Nov 202054min
Ep. 34: Ooh, You Wanna Kiss Her So Bad
We enter Chapter three of Midnight Sun and BOY does our boy have some ~feelings~! And he can't explain any of them! But we know what's going on—Eddie wants to SMOOCH. And while we, the ladies of Twili...
31 Okt 20201h 7min
Ep. 33: Cloudy With a Chance of Murder
Chapter two of Midnight Sun is upon us and WOW does anyone else smell angst up in here??? Go along for the ride as Edward lays in the snow for six days like an emo nerd, sulks around the cafeteria lik...
25 Okt 20201h 7min
Ep. 32: An Unfavorable Review—Unfavorable Due to Edward's Snobbery—of Midnight Sun Chapter One
We’re back, nerds!! We had our vacation, and we’re just as grumpy and sleepy as always so hold on tight—we’re here for SEASON 3, Y’ALL! MIDNIGHT. SUN. That’s right. We read it when it came out, gave y...
17 Okt 20201h 11min
Minisode 6: Sometimes We Cheat on Twilight
We were shocked, awed, and devastated to learn that SMeyer did not invent vampire content. Hang with us as we discuss the following vamp lore!!! The Little Vampire A Discovery of Witches Vampires Neve...
3 Okt 202039min
