Twilight Phase

Is this a chapter with no flaws? Okay, not quite, because it starts out a little rough (Eddie, *we* can't read *your* mind), but in the end is it possibly the best chapter of the book?? We have multip...

7 Nov 202054min

We enter Chapter three of Midnight Sun and BOY does our boy have some ~feelings~! And he can't explain any of them! But we know what's going on—Eddie wants to SMOOCH. And while we, the ladies of Twili...

31 Okt 20201h 7min

Chapter two of Midnight Sun is upon us and WOW does anyone else smell angst up in here??? Go along for the ride as Edward lays in the snow for six days like an emo nerd, sulks around the cafeteria lik...

25 Okt 20201h 7min

We’re back, nerds!! We had our vacation, and we’re just as grumpy and sleepy as always so hold on tight—we’re here for SEASON 3, Y’ALL! MIDNIGHT. SUN. That’s right. We read it when it came out, gave y...

17 Okt 20201h 11min

We were shocked, awed, and devastated to learn that SMeyer did not invent vampire content. Hang with us as we discuss the following vamp lore!!! The Little Vampire A Discovery of Witches Vampires Neve...

3 Okt 202039min

We did it y’all. We finished New Moon, and we finished this season. Is this an end of an era? ~shrug~ Is this the beginning of a new, better era? ~shruggg~ But are we gonna be here for an eternity pl...

20 Sep 20201h 11min

THESE ARE THE BEST CHAPTERS IN THE WHOLE BOOK!!!! They are the culmination of hundreds of pages of angst! There's cozy post-trauma lap sitting, lots of barf-worthy gazing, and the most extra misunders...

12 Sep 202050min

Welcome back listeners!!! In this episode we dig deep into the endlessly interesting Volterra architecture, SMeyer's weird obsession with skin, and everyone's favorite psychotic evil vampire overlord:...

5 Sep 20201h 4min