
#57 Fake Tan Drips, Glass Toilets & Punch The Monkey
Why does Denis have to admire every hot man Mark points out, but Mark won’t engage when Denis clocks a hot woman? We start with Mark attempting a pre-show glow-up… only for a leaky fake tan bottle to ...
5 Mar 43min

#56 Big Balls and The Matrix
We open with a completely unnecessary discussion about big balls (are they a thing? who’s seeking them out? why is aroma involved?) and somehow end up in Belfast, inside a queer vintage shop, and deep...
26 Feb 38min

#55 Gay Housekeeping and Becoming a Horse
This week you should probably listen on your own in a secure bunker because we spiral from medieval castle documentaries into gay housekeeping, changing room disasters, and discovering just how specif...
19 Feb 37min

#54 Bad Bunnies and Mark's First Date... with a Woman
This week we get into red flags, Valentine’s Day pressure, Bad Bunny supremacy, and the terrifying experience of ordering a bagel in East London. Denis and Mark are fresh off a chaotic Brick Lane shop...
12 Feb 47min

#53 An Irish Stag Party and Men Paying to be Stepped On
Denis is back from a stag in Killarney after drinking like a Victorian dock worker and accidentally lied about a betting win that led to 12 men celebrating money that did not exist. Mark hosted his sc...
5 Feb 59min

#52 Denis Goes on a Big Gay Night Out
This week, Denis and Mark are riding a sudden wave of female listeners, sold-out live shows, and the terrifying news that Denis’ mother is flying in with the energy of 30 to 40 twinks in one bright pi...
29 Jan 57min

#51 Heated Rivalry and Buying Tampons - w Yshee Black
Denis buys bread, bananas and a massive packet of Tampax while he navigates his roommate and girlfriend syncing up, but the house is spotless, everyone’s suddenly “project-based”… and an innocent hedg...
22 Jan 51min

#50 Spanking Timothée Chalamet and a Dublin House Party
Mark is back from a Dublin house party incident that could genuinely land him in RSVP involving a global superstar, their partner, and Mark being a bit too flirty to the wrong person in the kitchen. W...
15 Jan 57min




















