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Episode 544: Unveiling the World of Erotica with Oleander Plume! Join Ruan Willow in an exciting conversation with Oleander Plume, a talented author who specializes in writing erotica. Discover the fascinating journey of Oleander as she navigates through the world of erotic fiction, sharing her insights on writing from the male perspective, the allure of gay erotica, and the tantalizing art of dirty talk. In this episode, Oleander opens up about her personal challenges, including overcoming a stroke, and how it shaped her writing career. She discusses her love for crafting stories that push boundaries and explore the depths of human desire. From her initial foray into writing erotica in the early 2000s to her successful anthology projects like "Chemical Sex," Oleander's journey is one of resilience and creativity. Ruan and Oleander also delve into the exciting launch of Theo Reads, a new platform for erotic stories that promises to break free from traditional censorship and offer a wide range of kinks and genres. Get ready for a spicy discussion that celebrates the freedom of expression and the power of storytelling. 00:02:34 " Well, what brought you to wanting to write erotica 00:06:35 " Some things are just more natural to us and others are forced 00:10:22 " entering short stories for submissions helped hone her writing style 00:14:43 " I wrote a story about sex and chocolate. And who doesn't like both those things 00:17:17 " Your first full length novel was published in 2017 00:20:41 " And then we are both on the upcoming Theo reads that is to launch... 00:25:53 " Grandma arrested for writing dirty stories about naked women 00:29:08 " We were created to do this. Our bodies are created with this in mind 00:29:26 " In 2020, you had a stroke and had double vision 00:33:52 " The thing that was the worst to get over was cognitive dysfunction 00:37:35 " To overcome hardships and still keep going when you have hardships is amazing 00:42:15 " An incognito browser lets you search for keywords without being identified 00:46:42 " Theo Reads is launching soon and it's going to be huge 00:48:38 " So you said you like to write gay erotica 00:52:16 " One of the fun parts of writing is not pigeonhole yourself into one genre 00:56:13 " I think humans like variety. More flavors of ice cream are better Oleander's Books: affiliate links, podcast may make a commission on sales Chemical [se]X https://amzn.to/3OUiVex Chemical [se]X 2 just one more: An Erotic Chocolate Anthology https://amzn.to/41sb1AC Redeeming Cupid: A Naughty Baudy Valentine's Tale (gay erotica) https://amzn.to/3ZyC7na Best Women's Erotica: https://amzn.to/3Bt9qji Find writing for both Oleander and Ruan (plus a bunch of other amazing authors) at: https://linkin.bio/gettheoreads/ Show notes created by headliner app Support the show Newsletters https://subscribepage.io/ruanwillow https://linktr.ee/RuanWillow Affiliate Firm Tech 15% OFF with code ruan15 https://myfirmtech.com/ruanwillow

13 Dec 202457min

Ep 543: MFM Menage a Trois Erotica Fiction Excerpt from the story Good Top, Bad Top by Steli Simeonova...a sexy spicy book erotic excerpt from an anthology book. Steli Simeonova is a dark romance and horror erotica author that loves experimenting with spice, BDSM, and different pairs in her writing. If you are looking for sexy books with some thrill in them, and a few weird objects used as sex toys, then you found the right person for it! Find out more about her and her writing here, and dive into the world of fantasy: https://linktr.ee/BitchQueenHsgirl  Get the spicy book! Erotica excerpt from: the charity anthology fiction book Not So Guilty Pleasures: 45+ Filthy Stories for a Cause, ALL PROCEEDS GO TO WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN FOR HELP WITH HURRICANE RELIEF https://books.ruanwillowauthor.com/charityanthology  (any money made from my affiliate link usage to buy the anthology will also be donated to the same charity). It is also in Kindle Unlimited (for a limited time). Anthology Blurb: We've got a smorgasbord of steamy delights that'll make your toes curl and your cheeks flush. From forbidden fruit to second helpings of love, we've got more flavors than your local ice cream shop - and trust us, you'll want to sample them all. Whether you like your romance sweet and subtle or hot enough to set off smoke alarms, we've got a story to tickle your fancy (and maybe a few other places). So go ahead, indulge in these not-so-guilty pleasures. After all, it's for charity - you're practically a saint! Not-So-Guilty Pleasures is a charity anthology benefiting World Central Kitchen (for help with the hurricane relief). Want to play Holiday Spicy Book Bingo?  You can get free books and win prizes...for a limited time only! Learn more here: https://geni.us/BingoCard Exercise your sexuality daily! Sexual health is mental health! Marinate in your sexuality daily and enjoy your relationships, cherish them! Enjoy the spicy entertainment! Podcast Host Ruan Willow's Books: http://books.ruanwillowauthor.com/ New! The Siren Who Couldn't SIng: Spicy Open door HEA Romantasy, book 2 https://books.ruanwillowauthor.com/thesirenwhocouldntsing FREE TABOO erotica...for a very limited time! Act now! Taboo Advent Calendar.... OH SO TABOO!!! https://www.roserichards.net/advent-books Support the show Newsletters https://subscribepage.io/ruanwillow https://linktr.ee/RuanWillow Affiliate Firm Tech 15% OFF with code ruan15 https://myfirmtech.com/ruanwillow

10 Dec 202417min

Episode 543: Bisexual MILF and Model LaLa Tada Mattress Actress, Swinging, and Life, career, her Psychology and Healthcare Degree, Lactation consulting, family, and pets. She has a hairless cat! Listen to the fun and intriguing conversation with LaLa Tada as she shares her unique journey into the adult film industry and the swinger lifestyle. Discover how LaLa's path, filled with twists and turns, led her to embrace her true self and find empowerment in her career and personal life. LaLa Tada opens up about her beginnings in the adult industry, her experiences with OnlyFans, and how she balances her professional life with her family. She candidly discusses the acceptance of her work in Las Vegas versus other parts of the country, and how her psychology degree influences her parenting style. Explore the dynamics of Lala's relationships, her adventures in the swinger lifestyle, and the importance of setting boundaries. Learn about the various fetishes she's explored, including pee and fart fetishes, and how she navigates the challenges and joys of her career in the adult film industry. Don't miss this enlightening and empowering conversation that celebrates sexuality, personal freedom, and the journey to self-discovery. Video version https://youtu.be/7wzP2ps_ftU - 02:07 - How did you end up where you are today? - 07:11 - I am a Board Certified Lactation Consultant - 09:00 - Do you like what you're doing? - 09:53 - Do you feel like living in Vegas it's a little bit more acceptable - 13:44 - Do your kids know what you do or do you hide it - 17:54 - Your psychology degree colors how you interact - 18:29 - So does your husband still like to shoot stuff with you - 22:09 - Do you like the label of milf? - 26:11 - Where do you see yourself going in the future - 29:36 - Do you have certain people that you frequently work - 34:05 - Pee is sterile, right? If it wasn't, you'd have bladder infection - 35:52 - What other fetishes have you done - 40:13 - You've done photo shoots with rope - 40:39 - Would you be willing to talk about your experiences in the lifestyle - 43:48 - How do you generally find people? - 46:35 - Do you really have a hairless cat? Yes, I do and other pets - 52:57 - The rabbits have modified their burrow to stay warm in all weather LaLa Tada's website at https://www.lalatada.com/ Quotes from Lala Tad Da: "My journey, like I always say, was not linear by any means. There's all kinds of twists and turns and ups and downs." "I get to express myself in ways that I feel like I wasn't able to prior to, like, you know, deciding to go all out with this." "I'm 41. I don't mind sharing my age. I celebrate it." Quote from Ruan Willow: "I bet your kids are growing up without shame about sexuality and I think that is just huge." Podcast Host Ruan Willow's Books: http://books.ruanwillowauthor.com/ Holiday Smut Audiobook: https://books.ruanwillowauthor.com/thesmuttylittleholidayaudiobook Support the show Newsletters https://subscribepage.io/ruanwillow https://linktr.ee/RuanWillow Affiliate Firm Tech 15% OFF with code ruan15 https://myfirmtech.com/ruanwillow

6 Dec 202457min

Season 4, Episode 542: Hotwife at the Hotel Erotica Excerpt by Aileen Gallagher, a MF ENM fiction story. It's not cheating when permission is granted! And not only granted but organized by...her hub! About The Author: Aileen Gallagher is the alter ego to Aila Glass. She writes hotwife, freeuse and steamy erotica. If you are interested in checking her out you can find her first book here: https://geni.us/ubtfpebook Newsletter: https://dashboard.mailerlite.com/forms/153872/77497022361371945/share   Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/36747736.Aileen_Gallagher Bookbub: https://www.bookbub.com/authors/aileen-gallagher-ae81169a-377a-44e6-ad6b-d1998f101edb Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/stores/Aileen-Gallagher/author/B0C5F26KJW?ref=ap_rdr&store_ref=ap_rdr&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true Get the spicy book! Erotica excerpt from: the charity anthology fiction book Not So Guilty Pleasures: 45+ Filthy Stories for a Cause, ALL PROCEEDS GO TO WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN FOR HELP WITH HURRICANE RELIEF https://books.ruanwillowauthor.com/charityanthology  (any money made from my affiliate link usage to buy the anthology will also be donated to the same charity). It is also in Kindle Unlimited (for a limited time). Anthology Blurb: We've got a smorgasbord of steamy delights that'll make your toes curl and your cheeks flush. From forbidden fruit to second helpings of love, we've got more flavors than your local ice cream shop - and trust us, you'll want to sample them all. Whether you like your romance sweet and subtle or hot enough to set off smoke alarms, we've got a story to tickle your fancy (and maybe a few other places). So go ahead, indulge in these not-so-guilty pleasures. After all, it's for charity - you're practically a saint! Not-So-Guilty Pleasures is a charity anthology benefiting World Central Kitchen (for help with the hurricane relief). Want to play Holiday Spicy Book Bingo? Learn more here: https://geni.us/BingoCard Exercise your sexuality daily! Sexual health is mental health! Marinate in your sexuality daily and enjoy your relationships, cherish them! Enjoy the spicy entertainment! Podcast Host Ruan Willow's Books: http://books.ruanwillowauthor.com/ Support the show Newsletters https://subscribepage.io/ruanwillow https://linktr.ee/RuanWillow Affiliate Firm Tech 15% OFF with code ruan15 https://myfirmtech.com/ruanwillow

3 Dec 202418min

Episode 540: Erotic Journeys and Horny Humanity: A Chat with Richard "Dick" Erdoun.   Topics: Erotica Writing, Smut Literature, Sex Positivity, Book Talk, ASMR, Romance Novels, Audiobooks, Human Sexuality, Creative Writing, Imagination In Writing, Erotic Novels, sex education culture, Literary Erotica, Friends To Lovers, Sex Stigma, Reading Culture, Erotic Audio, Theo Reads. Unlocking the World of Erotica with Richard Erdoun and Ruan Willow in an exhilarating conversation with "Dick", a burgeoning talent in the world of erotica. In this episode, Richard shares his journey into writing smut and erotica, revealing his passion for exploring the depths of human desire and longing. Discover how his personal experiences have shaped his storytelling, particularly his fascination with friends-to-lovers narratives and the complexities of rediscovering intimacy within relationships.          Dive into the discussion on the societal stigmas surrounding erotica and the importance of embracing one's horniness without shame. Richard and Ruan candidly explore the impact of societal norms on personal expression and the liberating journey of writing and consuming erotica. They also touch on the evolving landscape of erotica, highlighting the potential for audio erotica to break down barriers and reach new audiences.          Richard is set to make waves with his upcoming projects on Theo Reads and Blue Sky. Stay tuned for his forthcoming erotic novels and short stories that promise to delve into the psyche of human sexuality with authenticity and depth. Connect with Richard on Blue Sky for updates and to share your story ideas.          Embrace your desires and join the conversation as Ruan and Richard celebrate the beauty of erotica and the freedom it brings to explore the intricacies of human connection.    Find Richard Erdoun on: Blue Sky and soon on Theo Reads. 🗣️ Quotes from Ruan Willow "We should be trying things we want to try. Otherwise, we don't want to look back and be like, geez, I wish I would have done that." "We were created to feel these things. We were given these sensations, these nerve endings on purpose to enjoy sex." "Readers live thousands and thousands of lives in their lifetime." --- 🗣️ Quotes from Richard Erdoun "Human beings are horny as fuck all the time." "The imagination never goes out of style." "Keep paying for your porn. Do it. Find the stuff that you like and just enjoy that shit." made with the assistance of headliner. Get the Black Friday deals on my SFW cover erotic romance paperback books! 40-60% OFF for a limited time only! https://books.ruanwillowauthor.com/booksonsale Support the show Newsletters https://subscribepage.io/ruanwillow https://linktr.ee/RuanWillow Affiliate Firm Tech 15% OFF with code ruan15 https://myfirmtech.com/ruanwillow

29 Nov 20241h 22min

Episode 538: MFF threesome Age Gap BJ and Oral Taking His Daughter's BF While His Wife Watches Erotica Excerpt, spicy fiction by Ian Snow. Author Ian Snow: Internationally recognized as the greatest smutmeister to have ever smutted, Ian Snow pounds words into your brain hole in a variety of subgenres, including age gap, teacher-student fantasies, and MILFs, MILFs, and more MILFs. He kind of has a MILF addiction. B dubs, call him if you're a hot mom. Find more of Ian's writing: https://www.amazon.com/stores/Ian-Snow/author/B07JBPRD5R Erotica excerpt from: the charity anthology fiction book Not So Guilty Pleasures: 45+ Filthy Stories for a Cause, ALL PROCEEDS GO TO WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN FOR HELP WITH HURRICANE RELIEF https://books.ruanwillowauthor.com/charityanthology  (any money made from my affiliate link usage to buy the anthology will also be donated to the same charity). It is also in Kindle Unlimited (for a limited time). Anthology Blurb: We've got a smorgasbord of steamy delights that'll make your toes curl and your cheeks flush. From forbidden fruit to second helpings of love, we've got more flavors than your local ice cream shop - and trust us, you'll want to sample them all. Whether you like your romance sweet and subtle or hot enough to set off smoke alarms, we've got a story to tickle your fancy (and maybe a few other places). So go ahead, indulge in these not-so-guilty pleasures. After all, it's for charity - you're practically a saint! Not-So-Guilty Pleasures is a charity anthology benefiting World Central Kitchen (for help with the hurricane relief). Want to play Holiday Spicy Book Bingo? Learn more here: https://geni.us/BingoCard Exercise your sexuality daily! Sexual health is mental health! Marinate in your sexuality daily and enjoy your relationships, cherish them! Enjoy the spicy entertainment! Podcast Host Ruan Willow's Books: http://books.ruanwillowauthor.com/ Support the show Newsletters https://subscribepage.io/ruanwillow https://linktr.ee/RuanWillow Affiliate Firm Tech 15% OFF with code ruan15 https://myfirmtech.com/ruanwillow

26 Nov 202413min

Ep 537: Exploring Sexuality through Kinky Animation and Sex Education with a Strong Focus on Safe Practices in Intimate Relationships with Emily Blake, in an animated series for adults called "Welcome to Kinkyville". Join Ruan Willow in this enlightening episode as she chats with Emily Blake, a talented writer, producer, and "nerd" who is venturing into the world of animation with her project, "Welcome to Kinkyville" (watch the pilot https://youtu.be/_rT6zd_Fg4I?si=x5S5NM8tn_b-9XPv on the PewPewPew Productions channel on YouTube). Emily shares her journey of discovering her kinky side post-divorce, and how her experiences led her to create an educational, yet entertaining, animated series aimed at demystifying kink for newcomers. Emily discusses the importance of safe and consensual practices in the kink community, and how "Welcome to Kinkyville" serves as a resource for those curious about exploring their desires safely. Inspired by shows like "Adam Ruins Everything," the animated series aims to educate viewers with humor and warmth, making kink approachable and less intimidating. Dive into the creative process behind the animation, the challenges of crowdfunding, and the importance of accurate representation in kink education. Whether you're a seasoned kinkster or just curious, this episode promises to be both informative and entertaining, shedding light on the complexities and joys of kink through the lens of animation. Other topics: sexual health, sexual wellness, mental health, self help, self care. 00:01:53 " Kinkyville is an animated series aimed at new kinkers 00:05:36 " Adam Ruin's Everything" teaches people how to kink safely 00:07:58 " You say you used a Colombian animation studio for the animation 00:17:42 " First of all, you don't want it to be wrong 00:21:05 " Did the animators completely create what you look like 00:22:50 " We're trying to get the word out about this project 00:29:06 " I think we need to encourage people more to do solo play 00:37:38 " People need to also learn about abusive relationships and what that entails 00:41:25 " How about we talk about your favorite kinks that you would love to incorporate 00:46:52 " So do you have any like, kinky stories you like to share 00:51:22 " As long as both people are ok with it, it's ok 00:54:38 " We need to talk more about sex 00:58:53 " Emily Blake says Netflix is very sex positive 01:09:08 " People are hearing good things about sex because I'm very sex positive 01:10:36 " If you decide to crowdfund something, make sure all your rewards are easy Show notes with headliner dot app Connect with Emily https://www.welcometokinkyville.com/ https://bsky.app/profile/emilyblake.bsky.social Living Understaffed Podcast https://goodpods.app.link/3MxtqLZkJJb Find Podcast Host Ruan Willow's books here: http://books.ruanwillowauthor.com/ Support the show Newsletters https://subscribepage.io/ruanwillow https://linktr.ee/RuanWillow Affiliate Firm Tech 15% OFF with code ruan15 https://myfirmtech.com/ruanwillow

22 Nov 20241h 19min

Season 4, Episode 536: BDSM Choking Climax on the Train Erotica Excerpt Alec Lake from the charity anthology fiction book Not So Guilty Pleasures: 45+ Filthy Stories for a Cause, ALL PROCEEDS GO TO WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN FOR HELP WITH HURRICANE RELIEF https://books.ruanwillowauthor.com/charityanthology  (any money made from my affiliate link usage to buy the anthology will also be donated to the same charity). It is also in Kindle Unlimited (for a limited time). Anthology Blurb: We've got a smorgasbord of steamy delights that'll make your toes curl and your cheeks flush. From forbidden fruit to second helpings of love, we've got more flavors than your local ice cream shop - and trust us, you'll want to sample them all. Whether you like your romance sweet and subtle or hot enough to set off smoke alarms, we've got a story to tickle your fancy (and maybe a few other places). So go ahead, indulge in these not-so-guilty pleasures. After all, it's for charity - you're practically a saint! Not-So-Guilty Pleasures is a charity anthology benefiting World Central Kitchen (for help with the hurricane relief). More about the author Alec Lake: Alec Lake writes dominant women and horny hotwives while showing the men who love them. Matt Lake writes stories that explore the freeuse kink, usually with a normal person being thrown into an unusual situation. Want to play Holiday Spicy Book Bingo? Learn more here: https://geni.us/BingoCard Exercise your sexuality daily! Sexual health is mental health! Marinate in your sexuality daily and enjoy your relationships, cherish them! Support the show Newsletters https://subscribepage.io/ruanwillow https://linktr.ee/RuanWillow Affiliate Firm Tech 15% OFF with code ruan15 https://myfirmtech.com/ruanwillow

19 Nov 202410min