Lushious Massacr's Plan for World Peace Through the Booty Hole with Trixie and Katya

It's time to pop open that Boku juice box you've been saving since the 1996 Summer Olympics and let that adult-oriented fruit juice blend wash over you in an orgasm of black cherry and white grape. Today, Trixie and Katya hold center stage to talk about the benefits of gymnastics leotards, confronting one's own mortality, and C.S.I. Miami sex. Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast For more Trixie and Katya and tour dates, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

17 Aug 202153min

It's time to put on your fancy underwear and start chilling that box wine, because the co-editors of UNHhhh, Jeff Maccubbin & Ronald Hill, join the girls in the studio to talk about the best porn scenarios, flesh-eating rockabilly chicks, and the dirty secrets to UNHhhh's brilliance. (hint: it involves dark magic and doughnuts) Follow Jeff: @EvilJeff Follow Ron: @ArtOfWot Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To check out UNHhhh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAynLsuMD30&list=PLhgFEi9aNUb2BNrIEecCGXApgeX7Yjwz8 To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

10 Aug 20211h 6min

Trixie and Katya are joined this week by none other than comedians, actors, and hosts of A Woman's Smile podcast, Patti Harrison and River Ramirez. Sit down, relax, and let the auditory waves wash over your soul as this quartet of excellence cover topics ranging from masturbatory-themed podcasts, serial-killer wombs, and lubrication derived from all-American natural resources. Follow River Ramirez: @PileOfTears Follow Patti Harrison: @Party_Harderson Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

3 Aug 20211h 2min

Grab a bucket of starburst and crack open a bottle of diet pop. This week, artist, singer, actor, and IGTV Hall of Famer Macy Rodman joins the girls in the studio to discuss her Caitlyn Jenner Impersonation, Lana Del Rey-fueled Twitter Mobs, and the absolute insanity of Wendy Williams. This one is all over the place topic-wise, but it's about the journey, folks. Follow Macy: @MacyRodman Follow Macy/Caitlyn Jenner Updates: @CaitUpdate Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

27 Juli 20211h 6min

Whilst reclining in the frigid air of Trixie's expansive manse, Trixie and Katya wax poetic about the art of creating country songs, Julia Roberts working at Sbarro, and appearing on Shark Tank to pitch Katya's footskin as a renewable resource. This one is a pure delight. Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

20 Juli 202152min

From a far-away land where fuchsia Starburst sprout from the rich, dark soil like weeds, Trixie and Katya brave the air-conditioned elements to sit on furniture and discuss the evolutionary importance of eyebrows, how a DJ goes about dropping ill beats, and the myriad aspects that make up the perfect drag gig. (Hint: it involves Mr. Freeze from Batman Forever, the polar bear from a Klondike Bar, and a hypothermia-stricken Leonardo DiCaprio floating on the door from Titanic with beautiful, quivering blue lips) Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

13 Juli 202156min

It was a day like any other in Southern California; the sun shining and birds singing whilst one queen man-spreads on a couch in stone-washed jeans and another queen sits on a chair with frosted faux bangs and a creepy silk shirt featuring disembodied doll parts. In other words, 'twas a typical day in the life of the fabulously-famous multi-hyphenates Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo. We could tease you with little juicy tidbits from their conversation about eating pop-rocks edibles, taking VIP showers, and smoking cigars like men do, but we would never dream of doing that. Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

6 Juli 202147min

Have you ever wanted to hear a story about the perils of making out with hot strangers while having dead teeth? Of course you have. Enter Sarah Schauer: YouTuber, actor, copywriter, ex-Viner, and meme-generator-extraordinaire. Listen as Trixie and Katya constantly face the acknowledgement of their own mortality as they speak with a millennial about 40-year-old movies and cultural references. Also, neck-fat. Follow Sarah: @SarahSchauer Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

29 Juni 202145min