S16 Ep837: Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991, with Alonso Duralde)

S16 Ep837: Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991, with Alonso Duralde)

“It’s always a weird drifter with a dubious backstory” - Eric on mall Santas

On this week’s episode, we finally welcome film critic/author/podcaster/great dude, Alonso Duralde on the show to chat about the totally outrageous Christmas horror schlocker, Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker! How hilarious is this face-hugger Santa toy in the cold open? Was that really the best name Mickey Rooney’s character could’ve gone with for his toy store? How hilarious is it that this robot actually has a bump? Is this lady too casual about her husband dying in a horrific household freak accident? And was that Clint Howard we spied back there? PLUS: What do you call a bunch of fans of the classic literary character, Geppetto? We break it down.

Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker stars William Thorne, Jane Higginson, Van Quattro, Tracy Fraim, Neith Hunter, Conan Yuzna, Brian Bremer, Clint Howard, and Mickey Rooney as Joe Petto; directed by Martin Kitrosser.

Also, be sure to pick up the updated & expanded edition of Alonso’s kick-ass book, “Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas,” which is a totally essential guide for your holiday viewing and is guaranteed to make a killer stocking stuffer for the cinephile in your life. Click through here to pick it up on Bookshop!

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Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

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S3 Ep112: Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence

S3 Ep112: Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence

In this week's episode, the gang takes to the streets with zombie police officer, Matt Cordell, in the final part of the classic? trilogy, Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence! How did the movie get away with recycling this much footage? How is Maniac Cop selecting his victims? And how is there so little Maniac Cop in the film? Plus: Maniac Cop meets the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence stars Robert Davi, Robert Z'Dar, Caitlin Dulany and Gretchen Becker; directed by William Lustig. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

28 Maj 20131h 23min

S3 Ep111: Houseguest

S3 Ep111: Houseguest

In this week's episode, the gang spends a long weekend with Sinbad and Phil Hartman in the mistaken identity comedy, Houseguest! How the hell does this mix-up even get pulled off? How much McDonald's can Sindbad eat? And just how terrible of a father is Phil Hartman? Plus: a whole lot of Jeffrey Jones jokes. Like, a whole lot. Houseguest stars Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Kim Griest, Jeffrey Jones and Stan Shaw; directed by Randall Miller. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

21 Maj 20131h 30min

S3 Ep110: Foodfight

S3 Ep110: Foodfight

In this week's episode, the gang goes to the grocery store with the dangerously stupid, Foodfight! How is this a movie? What are the filmmakers trying to say about consumerism and buying "store brand" items? And who insisted this film needed to be sexy? Plus: Sims voices. Lots of Sims voices. Foodfight stars Charlie Sheen, Hilary Duff, Eva Longoria, Christopher Lloyd and Wayne Brady; directed by Lawrence Kasanoff. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

14 Maj 20131h 17min

S3: WHM Archive Outpost Message

S3: WHM Archive Outpost Message

Hello, gentle listener! Full disclosure, if you got a notification about this clip getting posted when we made it live in early November of 2020, apologies in advance for wasting your time. We back-dated the post with the hope the system wouldn't make a big deal about getting this published. So if you're seeing this when it dropped, sorry for the interruption! That said, if you're finding this piece of audio any time in the future, it means you've reached the end/beginning of our list of publicly available episodes! But never fear! In the WHM Archive, you've got about a hundred other episodes waiting for you. In our patrons-only archive, you can experience the early days of the show, listen to us learn how to do this thing, and marvel at the shocking amount of accurate death predictions we've had in our first ten years! And when you join our Patreon, you unlock the vault and can listen to not only early WHM Prime 'sodes, but you can also get in on our army of bonus shows like Animation Damnation, our TOS/TNG show The Nexus, our Star Wars Gleep Glossary, our bizarro show We Love Movies, and of course, our re-cap show The Mandalorian Half-Hour! Not to mention the oodles of syncable commentary tracks for films like Commando, Evil Dead 2, Justice League, Predator and the entire Twilight franchise! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1 Nov 20106min

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