Courtroom Wins, Evil Clowns, Pink Shoelaces
Eva marched a Stephen King-grade demon clown costume up to the register in a store for kids — and when the manager disagreed that it didn’t belong there, she bought $50 Boden sneakers out of spite fo...
18 Sep 41min
The Scale Is Finally Moving Again
Eva hadn't budged from 186 for a year and a half — until she stepped on it this week and saw 180, a number she hasn't seen in ages, ice cream summer in Washington included.Kami has her own update: thr...
4 Sep 36min
Do I look better yet?
Three weeks after her Halo resurfacing, Eva decides to take the opportunity to have a Junera laser treatment, a new technology that treats the skin from within to tighten the face and neck from the in...
21 Aug 32min
Replacing The Microwave (Also Known As The Micro-Wah-Vay)
After an important discussion about the microwave (also known as the micro-wah-vay), we theorize that GLP-1s are basically commoditized now. Meanwhile, to fix the microwave door, Eva's husband drove a...
14 Aug 26min
I Did Halo Laser Resurfacing On My Way to a Dance Recital
After Eva went in for Halo laser resurfacing with a friend (who happens to be one of the best in the world), she walked out looking horrifying (according to the 8 year old) then drove straight to a da...
7 Aug 30min
We're Back, and We Found a Cheaper Way to Get Your Meds
After an accidental three-and-a-half-month hiatus, we are back with updates and committing to every week. We catch up on kids, summer camps, GLP-1 dosing and pricing, HRT and perimenopause, peptides,...
31 Juli 45min
Why you shouldn’t go off meds
Kami goes off her GLP-1, stops her thyroid meds, and gains back 25 lbs. After 3 months of Eva being angry for no reason, it turns out she just needs hormones.Eva + Kami are two old-ish moms with littl...
27 Mars 31min
