Courtroom Wins, Evil Clowns, Pink Shoelaces
Eva marched a Stephen King-grade demon clown costume up to the register in a store for kids — and when the manager disagreed that it didn’t belong there, she bought $50 Boden sneakers out of spite fo...
18 Sep 41min
The Scale Is Finally Moving Again
Eva hadn't budged from 186 for a year and a half — until she stepped on it this week and saw 180, a number she hasn't seen in ages, ice cream summer in Washington included.Kami has her own update: thr...
4 Sep 36min
Do I look better yet?
Three weeks after her Halo resurfacing, Eva decides to take the opportunity to have a Junera laser treatment, a new technology that treats the skin from within to tighten the face and neck from the in...
21 Aug 32min
I Did Halo Laser Resurfacing On My Way to a Dance Recital
After Eva went in for Halo laser resurfacing with a friend (who happens to be one of the best in the world), she walked out looking horrifying (according to the 8 year old) then drove straight to a da...
7 Aug 30min
We're Back, and We Found a Cheaper Way to Get Your Meds
After an accidental three-and-a-half-month hiatus, we are back with updates and committing to every week. We catch up on kids, summer camps, GLP-1 dosing and pricing, HRT and perimenopause, peptides,...
31 Juli 45min
Why you shouldn’t go off meds
Kami goes off her GLP-1, stops her thyroid meds, and gains back 25 lbs. After 3 months of Eva being angry for no reason, it turns out she just needs hormones.Eva + Kami are two old-ish moms with littl...
27 Mars 31min
The Dryer Shrunk My Jeans
Kami runs out of weight loss meds during the holidays, gains 10 pounds, and blames the dryer for shrinking her clothes. Eva overschedules everything, battles inconsistent clothing sizes at fancy event...
9 Jan 29min
